Here you go Lukester, as my son is a (DJ) he keeps his records in boxes and as a cat likes wooden scratchpoles (hope you understand this) he use his records



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Yeah but they're disco records so does that REALLY count as damage?

I will ask my son HelterSkelter

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I think I see Elvis Costello's "My Aim Is True" album (the one with the checkerboard design)

Naw Luke, the cheques are a bit different on Elvis' album (so your AIM IS NOT TRUE - hohoho) What that there album is is the 12" mix of JIVIN' PIMP JOHNSON'S "Shake Youz Giant Lolly Pop" (Leroy's Skull Crunch Dance Mix) - I'd bet my right nut on it...... (God did I love to groove to that one with a BIG bubble butt babe, LORD HAVE MERCY !!! ALRIGHT !!!)

We got all the old Police albums in there...lots of blues..soul..the real stuff is not there...oh i forgot Buddy holly..now thats a real old one to eat??!!!I think she s dead...or almost...have to pick it up when its dead ''right''??Otherwise its gonna stink''right''?Its been three days now ''right'?should she be dead now?

Yeah Rooster, she's dead for sure (no water) so just go ahead and open up that door....Remember, NO FEAR, NO REGRETS !!!

I will in that case next Sunday ''Helter''í will do it.

Here in Holand we got the animals party...if they was in power i wuold have a serious problem ...if tonight i hear nothing i know its gone.

Yeah but by then she may have the BLACK PLAGUE virus in her and it will start a whole new world epidemic.... that would f*ck up a lot of summer plans.... What do you think Rooster? Should you really wait that long? The maggots? The worms? The smell of death all around?

are you sure she is dead Helter???

....don't listen to Skelter rooster....he's trying to get you killed, or maimed.....what you obviously don't know is that those little bastards change after a few days without water....they get desperate...their behavior becomes irrational and unpredictable....my guess is it's waiting near the top of the wardrobe, quiet as a mou..., well a mouse......it's waiting for you to open the door and it will pounce on you, most certainly aiming for your jugular....they are vicious little bastards when they don't have their water.....at this stage it would prefer blood....be very careful rooster....DO NOT OPEN THAT WARDROBE DOOR

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> I think I see Elvis Costello's "My Aim Is True"
> album (the one with the checkerboard design)


I just checked what kind of records are on the picture, to be true I only recognized two names Tiesto and Kane

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My mouse gets money from me for eating them!!!

So you're already training it to eat disco vinyl?

you can make this a better world - how much money does she get?

Rooster ik ben bezig met mijn creepy muis verhaal ....... wat betekent "deurpost" in het engels ?

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Lukester and Helter. You guys are gonna scare poor rooster to death...Speaking of death. That mouse is dead rooster and you should get rid of it before you have any more complications.......And if it's not dead. Grab a shovel and beat the little fukers brains in.

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"

Mice...what a joke..I got BATS flappin' around my NOVA home, and no worries, the cats will catch them all...get a freaking cat....END OF STORY.

JR

I once had flying squirrels in my attic.....different house than now....they are nocturnal animals so I waited til dusk and climbed into the attic and watched them all depart one by one....when the last one left I closed the hole they were using........it solved the problem but I felt kind of sorry for them....I imagined them coming home from a night of busy flying only to find they'd been evicted....suddenly homeless....

Lukester,

How's it goin brother?

Komoto Dragons make good pets too.

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........it solved the problem but I
> felt kind of sorry for them....I imagined them
> coming home from a night of busy flying only to
> find they'd been evicted....suddenly homeless....


Thats sad...
...like beeing thrown out of the house by the gf or wifey

Buy a big fu#*ing trap and a shotgun. Mice love peanut butter, so put a lot of it on the trap, my grandfather had a trap with peanut butter and a brick--he ccrushed the little fuc*ers..good luck

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> ........it solved the problem but I
> > felt kind of sorry for them....I imagined them
> > coming home from a night of busy flying only to
> > find they'd been evicted....suddenly
> homeless....
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> Thats sad...
> ...like beeing thrown out of the house by the gf
> or wifey

Exactly, open-g!!! they came home to find I'd put all their stuff in trash bags and stacked it on the curb.....their little guitars and amps...their little album collection....little photo albums.....I had to leave....it was too sad to watch...

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> How's it goin brother?
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hey bro' where you been?......yeah, them komoto dragons are nice and cuddly...

I have been away for a while, did Rooster get rid of this mouse yet?

If not, then here is an idea. Where I live, we have these things called Nutria. They are basically huge rats with big orange-colored teeth. Really friggin ugly. [en.wikipedia.org]

These things like to crawl around in our drainage canals. They eat the grass and burrow in he dirt and really screw up the canals. A couple of years ago, they were very overpopulated and presented a real problem.

One of the local sheriffs down here decided to solve the problem by instructing his deputies to use the nutria for target practice. For a couple of weeks, you could see police walking the canals popping every nutria they saw.

My suggestion to Rooster is: shoot that rat and feed him to the geese! (to paraphrase one of my favorite songs.) Just don't poison it. I've had first hand experience with that! They sometimes will crawl up into a wall and die a slow death in there. After another day or so, the stench of rotted rat permeates the house and lingers on for days. A really nasty smell that nothing will cover up. The only solution to that would be to tear the wall open and remove the rotten rodent. Not a fun job.

Hey Grove I think the last we heard was that rooster was waiting out micky....He thinks it's dead,but is going to give it another day......Welcome to day 5 of the rooster mouse crisis....a world awaits the outcome.

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"

...it's too early for the stench of death....but after a few more hot days in The Netherlands and the rooster will open that door....the smell will be unbearable...

You mean kinda like New Jersey Lukester?

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"

So Rooster did poison him?

Let's hope the mouse left the building before it kicks over!