A guy goes to a fish n chip shop.

He asks for fish n chips twice.

The shop keeper says " I heard you the first time."

jagger50 Wrote:
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> A guy goes to a fish n chip shop.
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> He asks for fish n chips twice.
>
> The shop keeper says " I heard you the first
> time."




I don't get it.

whats the best thing about dating a homeless girl?




You can drop her off anywhere!

CindyC Wrote:
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> I don't get it.


I think it's one of those absurd jokes.

Maybe if I have a smoke it'll be funny.

A woman walks into a pub and asks the barman for a double entendre....so he gives her one!

Oh dear Cindy C

you obviously don't get the subelties of British humour. It's all in the words my dear.

Nickb

NickB Wrote:
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> Oh dear Cindy C
>
> you obviously don't get the subelties of British
> humour. It's all in the words my dear.
>
> Nickb



Weird, I usually get their jokes.

jagger50 Wrote:
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> A guy goes to a fish n chip shop.
>
> He asks for fish n chips twice.
>
> The shop keeper says " I heard you the first
> time."


I don't get this one either. Something's gotta be missing. Was the shop keeper blind? Was the guy ordering the fish & chips a gal?

I suppose that any chance of humor has been lost, but I'd love an explanation (NickB????).

WMiller Wrote:
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> jagger50 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A guy goes to a fish n chip shop.
> >
> > He asks for fish n chips twice.
> >
> > The shop keeper says " I heard you the first
> > time."
>
>
> I don't get this one either. Something's gotta be
> missing. Was the shop keeper blind? Was the guy
> ordering the fish & chips a gal?
>
> I suppose that any chance of humor has been lost,
> but I'd love an explanation (NickB????).



Fish and chips twice means two portions of fish and chips. Its a local quirky thing

its sooo hot michael jackson was @ a kids lemonade stand & all he wanted was da lemonade !











Da Rolling Stones Tour Photo


Da E-Street Band Tour Photo

I just bought a new car stereo... When I shout out "Soul", it plays soul music.
When I shout out "Rock", it plays rock music.
Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "phukking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.

What do a Texas tornado and an Alabama divorce have in common? Somebody is gonna lose a trailer!

What is the differece between a Hoover and a Harley?

- Placement of the dirtbag

This is pretty hilarious...

A guy walks into a bar with his wife.

He asks for a pint and a bowl of water for his dog.

A guy walks into a bar with his wife.

He asks for a pint and a bowl of water for his dog.

A guy walks into a bar with his wife.

He asks for a pint and a bowl of water for his dog.

Two nuns in a bath.

One says "where's the soap?"

The other one says, "sure does."

.. stop,,, go back an look at the bull and clown.. that gets the blue ribbon.

Two lawyers start a practice together. A client comes in and the first lawyer draws up a simple contract for him and charges $200. The client mistakenly give the lawyer $300. Now the lawyer is struck with his first moral delemma....
does he split the extra $100 with his partner.

Did ya hear about the Irishman who went to the Drive In...?


Didn't like the movie so he slashed the seats.



ROCKMAN

A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I'd like to be a musician." She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both."

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Oh, give me the beat, boys, and free my soul
I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away

A guy goes out one night, goes to a bar and gets drunk, stays out until the wee hours of the morning.

As he's walking home, he finds a pig wandering around, so he brings it home with him.

His angry wife meets him at the door, and he says "Can you believe I slept with this pig?"

She says, "What did you say?"

He says, "I was talking to the pig!"

Three women go to a male strip show for a ladies night out. A dancer, glistening in sweat from the hot lights over the runway, stops in front of the women. The first woman pulls out a $10 bill and sticks it on his sweaty right ass cheek. The second woman pulls out a $20 bill and smacks it right onto his left cheek. The third woman pulls out her ATM card, swipes it down the crack of his ass and takes the thirty bucks.

Edith Grove Wrote:
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> Three women go to a male strip show for a ladies
> night out. A dancer, glistening in sweat from the
> hot lights over the runway, stops in front of the
> women. The first woman pulls out a $10 bill and
> sticks it on his sweaty right ass cheek. The
> second woman pulls out a $20 bill and smacks it
> right onto his left cheek. The third woman pulls
> out her ATM card, swipes it down the crack of his
> ass and takes the thirty bucks.

Hehehehe...

x



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2006-12-07 07:03 by Beelyboy.

Paint My House.....AAAHHHH good one Beeely.....ha ha ha...yeah!!!



ROCKMAN

oh yeah, that's good, Billy!