'Dick and Pat in old DC they're gonna hold some shit for me"

that line makes me smile every time. others:

'she was common dirty/ she looked about thirty'

'black girls just wanna get f**** all night/ I don't have that much jam'

Maybe I'll become a playboy
Hang around in gay barrrrs
And move to the west side of town.........



ROCKMAN

"When you call my name
I salivate like a Pavlov dog"

"If I was a hooker, a thousand dollars would be my price"

and

"If I was a woman, I would want a new man every night"

All of "Dear Doctor".

Sittin' drinkin' superficially thinkin'
about the rins'd out blonde on my left

"I was so pleased to be informed of this, that i ran 20 red lights in his honor"

In the sweet ole country where I come from
Nobody ever works, nothing ever gets done

I love them all....dick n pat...the sunshine bores the daylights out of me

my current favorite is:
"still I play the fool and strut..still your a slut!..hey babe!"

the shoot 'em dead, brainbell jangler!

........ paint it black, you devil...

"She blew my nose, then she blew my mind..."

soundcheck Wrote:
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> ........ paint it black, you devil...


Not sure if that can be considered a lyric.


I like:

You say it's only physical, but I love her deep inside.

"put 'er in the refrigerator, ate'er piece by piece..." actually all of TMB. The unreleased version too.
Good topic. There are many funny ones on boots. Outtakes when Keith or Jagger improvise.
"You make a dead man cum".
"I need the money for my sweet ass"
"Too bad, she's got you by the balls'
" kissin @#$%& in Cannes"
"I know you're movin out to Hollywood with your can of tasty foam"
"I'm makin betrs you gonna get John Waybe before he dies"
"Jimmy Page was all the rage"
'Not forgetting the boys in the band...and our producer, Reg Thorpe"
:"just seemed too many flies on you, I just can't brush'em off"

"...no longer shall you trudge 'cross my peaceful mind."

She's The Boss.....



ROCKMAN

Rockman Wrote:
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> She's The Boss.....


What? you've had no shemale trouble yet?

Tons of it.....aahhhhhh I'm a livin' lovin' wreck...



ROCKMAN

at least ya got yer bunker, err some shelter when they come at ya too much

Combination to get in....696969...



ROCKMAN

All of FAR AWAY EYES......the colored radio station......thank you Jesus, thank you Lord...........

All of:

Far Away Eyes
Dead Flowers
Shattered
Some Girls
Dear Doctor
Mothers Little Helper
Let it Bleed
Backstreet Girl
Shes so Cold


I think Angie was also meant to be funny in it's earnestness and the fact that it's drowning in melancholy strings, but a lot of people seem to take it seriously.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2006-07-10 01:58 by Some Girl.

listen, i love the lyrics to Shattered, but I would hardly describe them as "funny," on the whole.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2006-07-10 06:31 by nikkibong.

Lots of winners there, but right now "So Young" comes to mind.

All of Live With Me

I'm a flea-bit peanut monkey

I got a brand new car / I think I'll stop and park.

the entire back to zero is pretty funny stuff

Women think I'm tasty, but they're always tryin' to waste me

....and a man 'comes' on the radio, I can't get no..........

i always find "Miss You" really funny... the way he accents the song...

And the doctor says you’ll be ok
And if you’d only stay away
From femme fatales and dirty bitches
And daylight drabs and nightime witches
And working girls and blue stockings
And dance hall babes and body poppers
And waitresses with broken noses
Checkout girls striking poses
And politicians’ garish wives
With alcoholic @#$%& like knives