It came to me in a flash ................. just about 5 minutes before the end of the Argentina v Holland game as I was finishing my 42nd beer and my head was completely clear !!

Keith never fell out of a tree at all. He was never in hospital. He never had a hole drilled in his head. It's all a huge fib. Why ? Because they realised they f***ed up by trying to compete with the World Cup, so they took the easy option .......... which was to sell us lot a load of lies and complete bollocks, and postpone the tour start until the World Cup was over.

How about THAT for a theory ? Any subscribers ?

single bullet theorist too, right?

is there a World Cup in 2007 too?

there must be as they cant find any available stadiums, it seems!

It's as good as the theory I heard that Hurricane Katrina was caused by a weather control device invented by the Russians and sold to the Yakuza in Japan. I like it!

Gazza Wrote:
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> is there a World Cup in 2007 too?
>

That's a very good question. I shall provide the answer after my ....... 43rd beer .... if that's OK with you of course ?

sure is...

we can have our own tournament next summer, anyway. The way things are going, there'll be f** all else to do!

StonesTod Wrote:
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> single bullet theorist too, right?


No no no, that was all faked don't ya know ? He's alive and well and runs a jetski repair facility on the shores of Lake Erie. Don't you go believin' everythin' ya see in them thar Kev Costner movies !

Carefull with them beers!
you had 42 good ones, but in the end they try to serve you one really bad one^^

I 've counted - it's was always the last on, thats bad
beware

It's just an excuse so they can come home & play to THEIR fans...the good ol' USA.

P.S. By "THEIR" fans I mean those of us silly enough to spend HUGE sums of money on a rock concert...myself included.

A friend and I were having this EXACT conversation this afternoon. We discussed the same conspiracy. TOO funny!!!

I heard another band was behind the grassy knoll and in on the plot!

On the dutch teletext you can read that the second concert in A'dam is cancelled but is talking about the concert of august 1st.!?

It's been mentioned before! It was all a set-up! An act to be able to reschedule the European tour! Come on, non-believers, don't be fooled any longer! Yes! A fraud! A hoax accident!

[iorr.org]

The essential component of a good conspiracy theory is the almost total improbability that it's true, and yet there should always remain that nagging slight possibility that .............................. well, you know what I mean !

paulywaul Wrote:
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> Why ? Because they realised they f***ed up by trying to compete with
> the World Cup, so they took the easy option


It's pretty possible, yes. And even more Mick as a huge soccer fan wanted to relax and follow the tournament his favourite team finally had their chance. He bought that Mustique villa and if you take a careful look, you see a TV there!

[www.caribbeanway.com]

I' d suspect a myth of Charlie's cancer too.



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J.J.Flash Wrote:
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> I heard another band was behind the grassy knoll
> and in on the plot!

it'll be the usual suspects behind all this




or



apparently Michael Cohl said... "and we'd have got away with it if it wasnt for those pesky meddling Scousers and Micks.."



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Dzoinks Scoob! This tour's haunted!

I can see it coming.

Twickenham cancelled due to a bus strike.

LOGIE Wrote:
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> I can see it coming.
>
> Twickenham cancelled due to a bus strike.

"yikes!"

Gazza, you mean George, John...

Take a look. They are wearing masks here!

[www.mtv3.fi]

Adrian-L at his best....!!!

I HAVE SAID THAT IN MAY THAT THE ''KEITH FALL DOWN '' WAS NOT TRUE AND EVERYBODY ON THE SITE HAVE SAID THAT IWAS AN IDIOT AND OTHERS THINGS LIKE THIS ? PERHAPS THEY HAVE CHANGE THEIR MIND ........

What if we still say you're an idiot? Would that help?

paulywaul Wrote:
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> It came to me in a flash ................. just
> about 5 minutes before the end of the Argentina v
> Holland game as I was finishing my 42nd beer and
> my head was completely clear !!
>
> Keith never fell out of a tree at all. He was
> never in hospital. He never had a hole drilled in
> his head. It's all a huge fib. Why ? Because they
> realised they f***ed up by trying to compete with
> the World Cup, so they took the easy option
> .......... which was to sell us lot a load of lies
> and complete bollocks, and postpone the tour start
> until the World Cup was over.
>
> How about THAT for a theory ? Any subscribers ?

well...i think it could have been the other way around, cause when there are hundreds of thousands fans from all over the world in germany right now,
many of them could have visit stones gigs around europe during the games.

For example....Sweden vs. England in Cologne...and 2 days before or after the game you have a Stones gig in Holland or in Austria or in lets say inbelgium...IMO many of those thousands Vikings and England fans could have taken the oppurtunity to watch a Stones gig during the free days of their hometeam...I mean what a great chance..watching world cups game AND going to a
Stones gig in between...
These days you can move easily trough europe by train & low coast carrier planes.

Am I right with my theory or what do u think ??

WOODIE Wrote:
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> I HAVE SAID THAT IN MAY THAT THE ''KEITH FALL DOWN
> '' WAS NOT TRUE AND EVERYBODY ON THE SITE HAVE
> SAID THAT IWAS AN IDIOT AND OTHERS THINGS LIKE
> THIS ? PERHAPS THEY HAVE CHANGE THEIR MIND
> ........



whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh!!!!



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and brian jones is in Havana along with 2pac . . .

So you all think the Surgeon and staff at the Hospital in NZ LIED !!!.

That is stretching it a bit far is it not.

Not to mention the staff in the resort where he was on holiday.

I suppose his children were in on it too ?.

Talking conspiracy theories,

The picture of the Beatles Gazza posted clearly shows them referring to the fact that Paul McCartney was already dead and replaced with a body double.

Three of them are looking straight ahead, while Paul is afraid and hiding.

This refers to old inca paintings in which the dead are portrayed in utter horror, fearing the gods that will judge upon them, while the living still have blind and stubborn courage.





"Now let's see who is under the ghost mask! Yikes! It's mister Petersen, the museum director"

inca paintings... interesting... looks like all four of them are hiding behind ... Brian!