the rolling stones have been around for sixty plus years and in that time they've been mocked and joked about on tv, in films, on the radio, in the press, in books, online, offline, in public and in private

and i thought it be cool to have a place to share and talk about the literal generations of comedy and jokes created about the band we all love

whether it be stand up




or musical parody








or anything and everthing in between

heard or thought of a joke about the band share it here

as an american i'm especially interested in how the stones are joked about and parodied in non english speaking countries

what's a really funny bit about the band that only japanese or dutch or brazilian fans etc. would understand?



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(Great idea for a thread).

This, from our friends on Sesame Street, I'd class as an affectionate tribute

[www.youtube.com]

Captain Corella

Stella Street .......



ROCKMAN

We need to start thinking about what kind of world we want to leave behind for Keith Richards.

There was one routine by a comedian, and I cant recall his name, but I think about it a lot. He would basically state that every terrible thing, any calamity in life can be solved by saying "Put on the Stones; let's put on the f*kin Stones".

[youtu.be]



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[www.youtube.com]

This is a really great Beatles one, but fear not, the Stones are part of the punchline...


[www.youtube.com]

Benny Hill...

[www.youtube.com]

The great Richard Belzer whose comedy routine included imitating Jagger like he was a rooster on acid...

[www.youtube.com]



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[www.youtube.com]

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick jagger says "Hey, hey, you, you, get off of my cloud".....and a Scottish farmer?...
"Hey McLeod, get offa ma ewe"



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Palace Revolution 2000
There was one routine by a comedian, and I cant recall his name, but I think about it a lot. He would basically state that every terrible thing, any calamity in life can be solved by saying "Put on the Stones; let's put on the f*kin Stones".

i swear it was geroge carlin but i'm not sure

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Sighunt
The great Richard Belzer whose comedy routine included imitating Jagger like he was a rooster on acid...

[www.youtube.com]

thanks

i remember seeing him do this bit on snl

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CaptainCorella
(Great idea for a thread).

This, from our friends on Sesame Street, I'd class as an affectionate tribute

[www.youtube.com]

this is freakin' amazing

and specifically a tribute to the 69 tour judging by mick's shirt and keith jacket

Dirty Work

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Zotz
Tracey Ullman as Princess Margaret meets The Rolling Stones

"Waiter in a burger bar..." - great line!

Captain Corella

Love this topic! Here's two more:

Craig Ferguson:
[www.youtube.com]

John Mulaney:
[www.youtube.com]

[www.youtube.com]

[www.youtube.com]

the simpsons has made tons of jokes about the stones (not counting the episode mick and keith star in)

this compilation is just a fraction of the jokes i personally remember

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ProfessorWolf

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Palace Revolution 2000
There was one routine by a comedian, and I cant recall his name, but I think about it a lot. He would basically state that every terrible thing, any calamity in life can be solved by saying "Put on the Stones; let's put on the f*kin Stones".

i swear it was geroge carlin but i'm not sure

I'm pretty sure it is Denis Leary.

Bob Dylan won the Nobel Prize for Literature. Next up is Keith Richards (the Nobel Prize for Chemistry, of course).

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The Joker
[www.youtube.com]

Good, but a pale imitation of this ALL TIME CLASSIC sequence...

[www.youtube.com]

Beyond brilliant.

Captain Corella

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The Joker

this one is surely the best – but not with all that bloody sh*t that was added later.

Here's the original unadded and unabridged version => [www.facebook.com]



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Harald Schmidt Show, an old German late-night comedy show
short performance of Honky Tonk Women by Harald Schmidt (German entertainer)
video section 18:30 to 21:15:
video: [www.youtube.com]

Hope the YouTube link also works abroad.