A friend of mine saw this at Walmart today:

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Goats Head Soap

No more sticky fingers!

"the world's greatest rock and roll soap"

what's next tounge stickers on bananas

They could at least have made it tongue shaped.

Captain Corella

Soap Will Fly

Everything is turning to gold

For Dirty Work

Useful before attempting any tricks with fruit I reckon.

That stuff ain't strong enough to carry the name...

I know it's only suds and soap (but I like it).

Useful for the plowman in the valley with a face full of mud

Or just to keep your p---y clean



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Or for cleaning up after you've painted a red door black

keeps Slipping away ...

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CaptainCorella
They could at least have made it tongue shaped.

Missed opportunity.
They could also do a tongue-shaped bottle of mouthwash.

Crass commercialism at its worst.

$7.98 at my local Walmart.

I'm in possession of a half-dozen bars of soap that will eventually be delivered to a certain super-collector. The scent is super strong, a bit like cherry cough syrup - not completely unpleasant tbh (YMMV). But I have to keep it in the garage so it doesn't overwhelm the house.

Ridiculous

ROCKMAN

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Rockman

Good one Rockman is

Now, I've got a gal
Shaped like a frog
Her voice remind me
Of an old bulldog

Her hair looks just like
A chinchill-ie coat
An man if you get close
Up to that woman
She smells like a goat

She got b.O.
She keeps b.O all the time
And she thinks soap and water
Woo, Lord, Lord, is a doggone crime

Her ears, is so long
Her nose, is so fat
Her head, is so big
She can't even wear a hat

Her dogs is swolled
An she got one eye
Man, she looks like a wreck
That happened last July

Man, ain't she ugly?
She got b.O. All the time
Man, that woman thinks soap an water
Man, is a doggone crime

She must-a have been
Her mother's only child
She should-a been a gorilla
'Cause she sho' is wild

She got ways like a monkey
Sly as a fox
She should-a been on some chain gang
Man, breakin' up rocks

Man, ain't she ugly?
An she keeps b.O. All the time
Man, that woman thinks soap an water
Hoo, Lord, Lord, is a doggone crime

Her legs look like needles
An she ain't got no chin
She's a beautiful woman
For the shape she's in

Her feets look like wings
Way out on a limb
That's just why her mother
Put her off on him!

Man, ain't she ugly?
An she keeps b.O. All the time
Man, she thinks soap an water
Woo! Lord, Lord, is a doggone crime



ROCKMAN

The original logo.

Lather!

Oh, no, are these guy selling out now, too?

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JivinSisterFanny
Oh, no, are these guy selling out now, too?

So soap is selling out, and expensive alcohol isn't?

Captain Corella

I'd buy it. Use the stuff everyday.

Soap Me Up

ROCKMAN