I'm going to start the world's greatest food based Rolling Stones tribute band, the Rolling Scones. Our logo will be a tongue licking an ice cream cone.

I've already started writing our songs:

Tumbling Rice
You Can't Always Get A Croissant
Tiramissyou
Scattered
Street Frying Pan
Jumping Snack Flash
Paint It Snack
Ruby Tuesday
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Jawbreaker)
It's Only Lox And Rolls
She Tastes The Rainbow
2000 Light Beers From Homebrew

Who wants to join?



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We're going to play all the food service conventions all over the world. They would love us. And think of the merchandise!

Official Rolling Scones Spatula Set!



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We're going to be huge. No one fills that rock and roll and food niche. We'll have it all to ourselves.



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Merch item - Jumpin' Jack Flask

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Merch item - Jumpin' Jack Flask

Brilliant. You'll get a cut!

I'm not sure whether I should be proud or ashamed of these
Factory Whirl
Walnut Whip Comes Down
Tart Me Up
Crust My Imagination
Faraway Pies
Before They Bake Me, Run
Curried About You
Rough Puff Justice
Fruit 66
Back Sweet Girl
Sympathy for the Devilled
Til the Next Good Pie

Its a shame shame shame that
Drake's Stones food site no longer exists .... Hhhaaaa...



ROCKMAN

Shepherd's Pie - As Tears Goes By

Rice Krispies

All Down The Wine
Anybody Seen My Gravy?

Back of my Ham
Loving Cupcake
You Can't Always Eat What You Want
Sympathy for the Doughnut
Anybody Seen My Bagel
Fool to Fry
Gimme Shellfish
Good Fries, Bad Fries
If I Was a Butcher
She's a Vegan
Look What the Chef Dragged In
This Place Is Hungry

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Rip this joint, gonna save your soul, round and round and round we go......

Oh yeah. Indeed.

- Doxa

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Back of my Ham
Loving Cupcake
You Can't Always Eat What You Want
Sympathy for the Doughnut
Anybody Seen My Bagel
Fool to Fry
Gimme Shellfish
Good Fries, Bad Fries
If I Was a Butcher
She's a Vegan
Look What the Chef Dragged In
This Place Is Hungry

You are on a roll which by the way isn't a song.....yet.

It's Only Kaiser Roll (But I Like It)

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It's Only Kaiser Roll (But I Like It)

I give up. What a hoot!

And STILL no one has mentioned Sticky Fingers.

This thread is making me hungry

Almost Hear You Fry
Peel On Baby
Had It With Choux
Harlem Waffle
I Got The Booze
Little Red Rooster
Midnight Scrambler
No Use In Frying
Out Of Beers
Out Of Thyme
Shake Your Chips
The (Brat) Wurst

Shortbread & Curlies

Soup's So Cold
Fries

Quiche Was Hot
I Think I'm Going Mashed
Too Much Blood Sausage

Worried About Soup

Little T&J (Toast & Jam)

Stray Cat Stew

Tim Waiters For No One

When The Cool Whip Comes Down

Have You Seen Your Mother Baby, Cooking in the Shadow?

Short and Curly Fries



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Too Much Bloody Mary

Tumbling Rice

I'm a Burger King Bee
Sushi-Q
The Under Assistant West Coast Pepto Bismol Man
Country Fried Chicken Honk
Chomper
Street Taco Man
Stop Breaking Wind
100 Beers Ago
Oh No, Not Leftovers Again
You Don't Have to Clean It

Lol...

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Sweet Black Angel Cake

All Down the Buffet Line

Who's Been Eating Here

Sweet Black Angelcake
Hot Stuffed

Washed down with.........

Stir.......(sway)

Dining in a Ghost Town
Sipping Away
Chowing Down Again
Sole Survivor
Can't You Hear Me Chompin'
Everything Is Turning To Food

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Rip this joint, gonna save your soul, round and round and round we go......