Previously unpublished piece from 2007:

That Time Johnny Depp and Keith Richards Went Nuts on Me

In a long-lost cover story, the actor and guitarist get pissed off about a skull ring and ponder sodomizing a reporter with a banana and tossing him off a balcony

By Erik Hedegaard
Octoner 16, 2021


At Spike TV's "Scream 2009" 4th annual event held at the Greek Theatre on Oct. 17, 2009, in Los Angeles. Evan Agostini/AP

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Heck !!!.... guess thats why Ronnie
was always eatin all the bananas during live shows



ROCKMAN

I don’t think I would have had the patience Keith & Johnny had. Each question got progressively worse. AND he didn’t bring a joint!

What a terrible experience. They made sure the next guy they sent over got the job done, treating our big bad boy pirates like the grown ups they are. [www.rollingstone.com]

The 3 of them came off as insufferable.

I saw Depp with the Hollywood Vampires. Wow what a wanna be joke. Stick with acting.

This is hilarious, a Stuttering John level celebrity takedown.the fact that two guys trying so hard to be cool lost it that easily made it perfect.
Keith turned into Margaret Dumont when he said “is that one of Iggy’s skull rings?
I still cannot believe Keith answered “You don’t know Keith Richards is famous for his skull ring”
Writer was just joking around and out comes this weird homoerotic threat with a banana and of course the two tough guys in scarves and eyeliner were gonna pull a Suge Knight with him on the balcony.yeah, right. they actually ended up calling his boss and complaining.
He should do a follow-up.”Keith, is that Justin Bieber’s palm tree jacket or did you go shopping together?”

Nobody comes out of that story smelling of roses.

If you combine that story with the interview that was actually published back then they seemed to be caught up in a really weird narcicissm feedback loop.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2021-10-18 21:32 by Nikkei.

the worst kind of meth addled tweaker with penis tipped fingers

wow f-ck you dude

someone get me banana

Dwarf Cavendish or Lady Finger ?????????



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Dwarf Cavendish or Lady Finger ?????????

nope just read thru it again get me a frozen zucchini

OOOOOCHEEEEE WOW WA ....



ROCKMAN

Wow, pretty unhealthy...whatever happened to that documentary they were supposedly doing together or was that with Jack White? Nah, these were "sessions"...
Good thing Keith has a "day job" managed by the most driven man in show bizness!

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This is hilarious, a Stuttering John level celebrity takedown.the fact that two guys trying so hard to be cool lost it that easily made it perfect.
Keith turned into Margaret Dumont when he said “is that one of Iggy’s skull rings?
I still cannot believe Keith answered “You don’t know Keith Richards is famous for his skull ring”
Writer was just joking around and out comes this weird homoerotic threat with a banana and of course the two tough guys in scarves and eyeliner were gonna pull a Suge Knight with him on the balcony.yeah, right. they actually ended up calling his boss and complaining.
He should do a follow-up.”Keith, is that Justin Bieber’s palm tree jacket or did you go shopping together?”

The interviewer was being a jerk on purpose, trying to wind then up, but more likely the interview is pure fiction, and the way he describes Keith's looks, what a low life wimp.