Tell Me :
Talk
Great ... will I get free meal there?
It's only February...
but
Hell, mann... Thanks.
maybe if your ever in randle wa
How is it that BOTH JFK AND RFK were killed ??
It's only FAKE NEWS
but I like it
LOL! Nope, I wrote that in about 30 minutes. And it probably LOOKS like it, too!
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Stones lyrics with a twist
Posted by:
bv
()
Date: February 12, 2021 20:18
Posting Stones lyrics with a twist with a twist might end up here.
Bjornulf
Bjornulf
Sympathy For The Waiter
Posted by:
schillid
()
Date: February 6, 2021 16:48
SYMPATHY FOR THE WAITER
Please allow me to introduce myself
I am Dan I'll serve you today
I been around for a long long year
Sold many man sole meunière
I was here 'round 'bout half past five
Have to work 'til it gets late
Check the stove light the pilot
Wash the pans and stack the plates
Pleased to feed you
Hope you tip my pay
If you want something
(Or to clean your mess)
Won't you call my name
I watched and peeved as you freaks and queens
Fought and pissed all day
But wouldn't tip my pay
I shouted out "Who spilled the mayonnaise?"
After all it was you not me
But let me please clean it up myself
I am Dan I'll serve you today
Pleased to feed you
Hope you tip my pay
If you want something
(Or to clean your mess up)
Won't you call my name
I stuck it out at the restaurant
Though I saw it was a time for a change
No more cars no more customers
Empty tables sat in vain
Business tanked I tried to phone the bank
As the virus raged and our fortunes sank
Pleased to feed you
Hope you tip my pay
If you want something
(Or just to clean your mess up)
Won't you call my name
Just as every busboy's a saucier
And all dishwashers chefs
As heads is tails don't call me "Listen, boy"
'Cause I'm in need of some respect
So when you come here have some courtesy
Have some sympathy -- I know you have some taste
Spend all your hard-earned salaries
Bring a smile back to my face
Pleased to feed you
Hope you tip my pay
If you want something
(Or to clean your mess up)
Won't you call my name
Edited 32 time(s). Last edit at 2021-02-25 14:49 by schillid.
Please allow me to introduce myself
I am Dan I'll serve you today
I been around for a long long year
Sold many man sole meunière
I was here 'round 'bout half past five
Have to work 'til it gets late
Check the stove light the pilot
Wash the pans and stack the plates
Pleased to feed you
Hope you tip my pay
If you want something
(Or to clean your mess)
Won't you call my name
I watched and peeved as you freaks and queens
Fought and pissed all day
But wouldn't tip my pay
I shouted out "Who spilled the mayonnaise?"
After all it was you not me
But let me please clean it up myself
I am Dan I'll serve you today
Pleased to feed you
Hope you tip my pay
If you want something
(Or to clean your mess up)
Won't you call my name
I stuck it out at the restaurant
Though I saw it was a time for a change
No more cars no more customers
Empty tables sat in vain
Business tanked I tried to phone the bank
As the virus raged and our fortunes sank
Pleased to feed you
Hope you tip my pay
If you want something
(Or just to clean your mess up)
Won't you call my name
Just as every busboy's a saucier
And all dishwashers chefs
As heads is tails don't call me "Listen, boy"
'Cause I'm in need of some respect
So when you come here have some courtesy
Have some sympathy -- I know you have some taste
Spend all your hard-earned salaries
Bring a smile back to my face
Pleased to feed you
Hope you tip my pay
If you want something
(Or to clean your mess up)
Won't you call my name
Edited 32 time(s). Last edit at 2021-02-25 14:49 by schillid.
Re: Sympathy For The Waiter
Posted by:
steffialicia
()
Date: February 6, 2021 21:16
Thanks! I needed that. Love it.
Re: Sympathy For The Waiter
Posted by:
schillid
()
Date: February 6, 2021 21:54
Check out...
[bass solo]
Who.. You...
Checking out
Oh yeah
Table seven... call my name
Table seven... tip my pay
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2021-02-07 15:57 by schillid.
[bass solo]
Who.. You...
Checking out
Oh yeah
Table seven... call my name
Table seven... tip my pay
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2021-02-07 15:57 by schillid.
Re: I shouted out "Who spilled the mayonnaise?"
Posted by:
schillid
()
Date: February 7, 2021 23:53
You, you you... checking out
Alright
Alright
Re: I shouted out "Who spilled the mayonnaise?"
Posted by:
Natlanta
()
Date: February 8, 2021 01:23
anybody seen my waiter?
Re: I shouted out "Who spilled the mayonnaise?"
Posted by:
NICOS
()
Date: February 8, 2021 01:29
Nice schillid 
__________________________
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Re: I shouted out "Who spilled the mayonnaise?"
Posted by:
GasLightStreet
()
Date: February 9, 2021 02:20
Stuck between a bar and a bartender.
Oh no. This could get really bad.
Oh no. This could get really bad.
Re: I shouted out "Who spilled the mayonnaise?"
Posted by:
emotionalbarbecue
()
Date: February 9, 2021 10:54
When the cream comes down
do not hit me with the can
(Sorry Schillid, I could not resist...)
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2021-02-09 11:06 by emotionalbarbecue.
do not hit me with the can
(Sorry Schillid, I could not resist...)
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2021-02-09 11:06 by emotionalbarbecue.
Re: I shouted out "Who spilled the mayonnaise?"
Posted by:
ProfessorWolf
()
Date: February 10, 2021 02:29
showed it to a guy who owns the small restaurants near where i live and he loved it printed it out and put it on the wall by the door
Re: I shouted out "Who spilled the mayonnaise?"
Posted by:
schillid
()
Date: February 10, 2021 14:28
Quote
ProfessorWolf
showed it to a guy who owns the small restaurants near where i live and he loved it printed it out and put it on the wall by the door
Great ... will I get free meal there?
Re: I shouted out "Who spilled the mayonnaise?"
Posted by:
eduardoacdc
()
Date: February 10, 2021 15:20
Am I looking at the thread of the year? The answer is yes.
Re: I shouted out "Who spilled the mayonnaise?"
Posted by:
schillid
()
Date: February 10, 2021 16:01
Quote
eduardoacdc
Am I looking at the thread of the year? The answer is yes.
It's only February...
but
Hell, mann... Thanks.
Re: I shouted out "Who spilled the mayonnaise?"
Posted by:
EddieByword
()
Date: February 10, 2021 16:03
I don't mean to be picky but how do you spill mayonnaise unless you flick off the spoon?.............
Re: I shouted out "Who spilled the mayonnaise?"
Posted by:
ProfessorWolf
()
Date: February 11, 2021 03:10
Quote
schillid
Re: I shouted out "Who spilled the mayonnaise?" new
Posted by: schillid ()
Date: February 10, 2021 14:28
Quote
ProfessorWolf
showed it to a guy who owns the small restaurants near where i live and he loved it printed it out and put it on the wall by the door
Great ... will I get free meal there?
maybe if your ever in randle wa
Re: I shouted out "Who spilled the mayonnaise?"
Posted by:
schillid
()
Date: February 11, 2021 16:16
Quote
EddieByword
I don't mean to be picky but how do you spill mayonnaise unless you flick off the spoon?.............
How is it that BOTH JFK AND RFK were killed ??
Re: I shouted out "Who spilled the mayonnaise?"
Posted by:
schillid
()
Date: February 11, 2021 16:34
WA
Quote
ProfessorWolf
showed it to a guy who owns the small restaurants near where i live and he loved it printed it out and put it on the wall by the door
Great ... will I get free meal there
Quote
ProfessorWolf
maybe if your ever in randle wa
NJ..
Re: I shouted out "Who spilled the mayonnaise?"
Posted by:
dead.flowers
()
Date: February 11, 2021 17:06
.. when after all it was the Mayo King ...
Re: I shouted out "Who spilled the mayonnaise?"
Posted by:
schillid
()
Date: February 11, 2021 17:13
If you have a condiment problem ...
Re: I shouted out "Who spilled the mayonnaise?"
Posted by:
dead.flowers
()
Date: February 11, 2021 18:11
Who'd spill it?
Schillid!
Schillid!
Re: I shouted out "Who spilled the mayonnaise?"
Posted by:
schillid
()
Date: February 11, 2021 18:28
Quote
TooTough
It's only FAKE NEWS
but I like it
Re: I shouted out "Who spilled the mayonnaise?"
Posted by:
Natlanta
()
Date: February 12, 2021 16:57
i was spilling mayonnaise
in that place on Mercer Street
when i thought i spotted her.
in that place on Mercer Street
when i thought i spotted her.
"Bumbling Mice"
Posted by:
Mongoose
()
Date: February 11, 2021 20:47
BUMBLING MICE
Ooooh, yeah
Cats think they have flavor, their hunger never wavers
Try to burrow deep in the ground
But baby, baby, those mice will always be found
Don’t think they’re merry, ain’t you seen “Tom and Jerry?”
Gettin’ chased all over the house
Baby, maybe, cats will want mouse recipes now
No mice in the nation have had an education
Livin’ in a fool’s paradise
Rodents……have no sense
The cats will roll, roll, roll them
Call them the bumbling mice
Always see a mishap when they go round a mousetrap
Don’t they see that cat flashing by?
Honey, not very funny
Scurrying around all the time
Say, now mouses go hide in your houses
You might get away this time
It’s tricky, Minnie or Mickey
The cats will roll, roll, roll them
Call them the bumbling mice
Call them the bumbling mice (guitar solo)
Once they’re located, they’ll be exterminated
D-Con or some brand new device
Baby, you can’t stay
The cats will roll, roll, roll you
Call you the bumbling mice
Ooooh, yeah
Cats think they have flavor, their hunger never wavers
Try to burrow deep in the ground
But baby, baby, those mice will always be found
Don’t think they’re merry, ain’t you seen “Tom and Jerry?”
Gettin’ chased all over the house
Baby, maybe, cats will want mouse recipes now
No mice in the nation have had an education
Livin’ in a fool’s paradise
Rodents……have no sense
The cats will roll, roll, roll them
Call them the bumbling mice
Always see a mishap when they go round a mousetrap
Don’t they see that cat flashing by?
Honey, not very funny
Scurrying around all the time
Say, now mouses go hide in your houses
You might get away this time
It’s tricky, Minnie or Mickey
The cats will roll, roll, roll them
Call them the bumbling mice
Call them the bumbling mice (guitar solo)
Once they’re located, they’ll be exterminated
D-Con or some brand new device
Baby, you can’t stay
The cats will roll, roll, roll you
Call you the bumbling mice
Re: "Bumbling Mice"
Posted by:
peoplewitheyes
()
Date: February 11, 2021 22:21
Lots of time on your hands during lockdown?
Re: "Bumbling Mice"
Posted by:
dmay
()
Date: February 11, 2021 22:54
Hmmm...this opens up all kinds of possibilities for the Stones regarding a new album or two. You ain't gotta record the music, just record new vocals.
Re: "Bumbling Mice"
Posted by:
Mongoose
()
Date: February 12, 2021 01:57
Quote
peoplewitheyes
Lots of time on your hands during lockdown?
LOL! Nope, I wrote that in about 30 minutes. And it probably LOOKS like it, too!
Re: "Bumbling Mice"
Posted by:
Green Lady
()
Date: February 12, 2021 17:25
Whatever happened to Crumbling Mice who used to post here?
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