Why did the man cross the road ?



He was hypnotized into thinking he was a chicken

How do you count Shark's teeth?


Not by Hand

Why was the volley ball team kicked out of the party?


Because they spiked the punch

Catherine Tate Interpreter Reaction - [www.youtube.com]

Why did the turtle break up with the giraffe?


Because they never saw eye to eye

The best show on TV - To Tell the Truth - 9:00 ABC Hilarious!!!



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What did the Penguin wear to the prom?


Nothing.



What do you call a cow with a twitch?


Beef Jerky.

Why did the Snow Scrapers ask for a raise ?


Because they were just scraping by

Johnny Winter - Summer Winter

Have you heard the rumor about butter?


Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

What is the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?


One is a little heavier and the other is a little Lighter

Which Founding Father wore a stethoscope?


President James Medicine

It is hard to write a good joke.


The other day, I wrote one about a toilet but it tanked.

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What is the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?


One is a little heavier and the other is a little Lighter

At last... a funny one............

Watch the drummer...play...The Joker

PhD Ape impressed by Professor Kong:


[weeklyworldnews.com]

Why do birds fly South for the Winter?


It takes too long to drive!

I promise this will cheer you up!!!


[www.youtube.com]

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I promise this will cheer you up!!!


[www.youtube.com]

I watched that video the other day, and I just watched it again now. It cheered me up both times.
Thanks.

This Dave Grohl VS Nandi Bushell drum battle is fantastic!
Especially Dave's response.. great stuff.

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This Dave Grohl VS Nandi Bushell drum battle is fantastic!
Especially Dave's response.. great stuff.

I think We have a winner . Absolutely delightful and very talented child. And she’s one of ours! From Ipswich, Suffolk. Thanks for sharing Mr DDD. That’s cheared me right up !

Edit - I’ve watched a few more of her videos. Absolutely Phenomenal. One to watch. Her mum and dad seem like sensible and grounded people who are managing her well.

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Did you hear the joke about the turkey?

Can't tell ya it is too juicy.

Ahhh, MisterDDDD, thanks for those! I’d heard about the Nandi-Grohl drumoff, but hadn’t seen Nandi’s theme song. Brilliant and delightful. I’ve always liked David Grohl, but he has rocketed into the stratosphere of my esteem with this - kind, generous with his time and a good sport. And she’s an awesome musician. When this crud is over, I know they will meet and look forward to seeing that.

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Ahhh, MisterDDDD, thanks for those! I’d heard about the Nandi-Grohl drumoff, but hadn’t seen Nandi’s theme song. Brilliant and delightful. I’ve always liked David Grohl, but he has rocketed into the stratosphere of my esteem with this - kind, generous with his time and a good sport. And she’s an awesome musician. When this crud is over, I know they will meet and look forward to seeing that.

I've spent half my evening watching videos of this wee girl. There's no doubt that She's absolutely gifted. I just hope she keeps her feet on the ground. Her parents seem sensible which gives me hope.

Road rage....England style............. [www.youtube.com] ........the end is hilarious.


Do you know who I am?............ [www.youtube.com]



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How do you top a car?


Tep on the Brakes tupid!

What do you call two monkeys with an Amazon account?


Prime-mates

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MisterDDDD
This Dave Grohl VS Nandi Bushell drum battle is fantastic!
Especially Dave's response.. great stuff.

Yeah, an amazing talent. The next generation rocks! She like to play Metallica, Foo Fighters, Rage Against The Machine, Jimi Hendrix and was jaming with Lenny Kravitz