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OT - Stones joke to escape the doom and gloom!
Posted by: MileHigh ()
Date: March 25, 2020 00:56

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(You're gonna love this.)

The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

(You sang it, didn't you? Yeah, I know you did.)

Never take life too seriously.

Re: OT - Stones joke to escape the doom and gloom!
Posted by: sf37 ()
Date: March 25, 2020 02:12

That’s brilliant! Thanks for the chuckle!

Re: OT - Stones joke to escape the doom and gloom!
Posted by: iraq0708 ()
Date: March 25, 2020 02:18

I just had beer come thru my nose. (Yes it was Mickeys).

Re: OT - Stones joke to escape the doom and gloom!
Posted by: Aquamarine ()
Date: March 25, 2020 07:50

I started to read this fully expecting to say "Oh ffs, another age joke, give it a bleeping rest," and am delighted to have been wrong. grinning smiley

Re: OT - Stones joke to escape the doom and gloom!
Posted by: Rockman ()
Date: March 25, 2020 07:54

I just had beer come thru my nose


…….. now that's what ya call a full blown drinking problem …



ROCKMAN

Re: OT - Stones joke to escape the doom and gloom!
Posted by: frankotero ()
Date: March 25, 2020 10:22

Haha, good one! Thank you.



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