Would Barney arrest him? Would he hang out with Otis? Would Floyd cut his hair?
Would Ernest T. Bass join the Stones?

he would mistake barney fife for mick jagger and wind up with otis in the jail cell



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Elmo Lewis Wrote:
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> Would Barney arrest him? Would he hang out with
> Otis? Would Floyd cut his hair?
> Would Ernest T. Bass join the Stones?


and start a band with bass on bass

Damn, I forgot about Mick and Barney being seperated at birth!!!!

and keith would start weaving with andy and start "running" moonshine

imagine mick on tour with a mr. ferley suit!!!!!!

J.J.Flash Wrote:
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> imagine mick on tour with a mr. ferley suit!!!!!!


thats easy to imagine...lol!...or ... how about the mickster dressed as barney fife?

remakes of "the reluctant astronaut", "the shakiest gun in the west" & "the ghost & mr.chicken" & "the incredible mr.limpet" starring Mick

ronnie would make a good gomer. charlie would be floyd. keith as otis. mick as barney. aunt bea on bass???

Who's Chuck?

and the ghost of ian stewart as goober

He would hook up with the Darling family! Keith would get a jug and "weave" with old man Darling.

Karl

Charlene Darling = Hot babe!

chuck would be opie

and bobby keys in drag as aunt bea

question: what is mayberry?

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Oh, give me the beat, boys, and free my soul
I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away

TeleK Wrote:
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> question: what is mayberry?
>
> "Oh, give me the beat, boys, and free my soul
> I want to get lost in your rock and roll
> And drift away"


an american tv show from the 60s

For our European friends, it a TV town, very quaint, with some strange people there. This is coming from someone who lives in the American South!!!!

"The Andy Griffith Show"



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Mick could play the show's theme song on harp!

ohnonotyouagain Wrote:
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> Mick could play the show's theme song on harp!


yes, but whos gonna whistle and snap their fingers?



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I bet Aunt Bee could fix up a tasty shepherd's pie!

Steven Wrote:
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> I bet Aunt Bee could fix up a tasty shepherd's
> pie!


As long as Keith didn't stick his tongue in it!

Was Floyd pink?

Chuck = Howard

co-starring jimmy phelge as ernest t. bass

what a whacked out thread..and greetings from Mayberry..no sh*t, and Siler City is about 30 miles from here...fer real! interesting conjectures, but aint no way Bea's making a Shepard's Pie..thats ferign to us. and BTW the Darlings, were actually the bluegrass band the Dillards, who were pretty hot in real life. Harry Dean Stanton being one of 'em....as for Keith's arrival..ha! better take your own advice mate, and walk before they you run!

If Keith came to Mayberry, they'd throw his ass in jail with Otis, the town drunk.

Keith of course would have found Otis and then jammed with the Darlings.

Good to see some humor on this board!!!

This post was so funny, I thought I'd revive it. Any ideas?