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What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: October 20, 2005 20:33

Would Barney arrest him? Would he hang out with Otis? Would Floyd cut his hair?
Would Ernest T. Bass join the Stones?

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Leonard Keringer ()
Date: October 20, 2005 20:34

he would mistake barney fife for mick jagger and wind up with otis in the jail cell



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Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Leonard Keringer ()
Date: October 20, 2005 20:36

Elmo Lewis Wrote:
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> Would Barney arrest him? Would he hang out with
> Otis? Would Floyd cut his hair?
> Would Ernest T. Bass join the Stones?


and start a band with bass on bass

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: October 20, 2005 20:37

Damn, I forgot about Mick and Barney being seperated at birth!!!!

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Leonard Keringer ()
Date: October 20, 2005 20:39

and keith would start weaving with andy and start "running" moonshine

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: J.J.Flash ()
Date: October 20, 2005 20:42

imagine mick on tour with a mr. ferley suit!!!!!!

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Leonard Keringer ()
Date: October 20, 2005 20:44

J.J.Flash Wrote:
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> imagine mick on tour with a mr. ferley suit!!!!!!


thats easy to imagine...lol!...or ... how about the mickster dressed as barney fife?

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Leonard Keringer ()
Date: October 20, 2005 20:47

remakes of "the reluctant astronaut", "the shakiest gun in the west" & "the ghost & mr.chicken" & "the incredible mr.limpet" starring Mick

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: J.J.Flash ()
Date: October 20, 2005 20:48

ronnie would make a good gomer. charlie would be floyd. keith as otis. mick as barney. aunt bea on bass???

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: October 20, 2005 20:49

Who's Chuck?

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Leonard Keringer ()
Date: October 20, 2005 20:50

and the ghost of ian stewart as goober

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: KSIE ()
Date: October 20, 2005 20:52

He would hook up with the Darling family! Keith would get a jug and "weave" with old man Darling.

Karl

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: October 20, 2005 20:57

Charlene Darling = Hot babe!

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: J.J.Flash ()
Date: October 20, 2005 20:58

chuck would be opie

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Leonard Keringer ()
Date: October 20, 2005 20:59

and bobby keys in drag as aunt bea

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: TeleK ()
Date: October 20, 2005 21:01

question: what is mayberry?

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Oh, give me the beat, boys, and free my soul
I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Leonard Keringer ()
Date: October 20, 2005 21:03

TeleK Wrote:
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> question: what is mayberry?
>
> "Oh, give me the beat, boys, and free my soul
> I want to get lost in your rock and roll
> And drift away"


an american tv show from the 60s

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: October 20, 2005 21:04

For our European friends, it a TV town, very quaint, with some strange people there. This is coming from someone who lives in the American South!!!!

"The Andy Griffith Show"



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Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: ohnonotyouagain ()
Date: October 20, 2005 21:10

Mick could play the show's theme song on harp!

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Leonard Keringer ()
Date: October 20, 2005 21:11

ohnonotyouagain Wrote:
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> Mick could play the show's theme song on harp!


yes, but whos gonna whistle and snap their fingers?



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Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Steven ()
Date: October 20, 2005 21:31

I bet Aunt Bee could fix up a tasty shepherd's pie!

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: ohnonotyouagain ()
Date: October 20, 2005 21:38

Steven Wrote:
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> I bet Aunt Bee could fix up a tasty shepherd's
> pie!


As long as Keith didn't stick his tongue in it!

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: October 20, 2005 21:57

Was Floyd pink?

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Ross ()
Date: October 20, 2005 22:30

Chuck = Howard

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Leonard Keringer ()
Date: October 20, 2005 22:34

co-starring jimmy phelge as ernest t. bass

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: mdb ()
Date: October 20, 2005 22:50

what a whacked out thread..and greetings from Mayberry..no sh*t, and Siler City is about 30 miles from here...fer real! interesting conjectures, but aint no way Bea's making a Shepard's Pie..thats ferign to us. and BTW the Darlings, were actually the bluegrass band the Dillards, who were pretty hot in real life. Harry Dean Stanton being one of 'em....as for Keith's arrival..ha! better take your own advice mate, and walk before they you run!

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Hairball ()
Date: October 20, 2005 23:50

If Keith came to Mayberry, they'd throw his ass in jail with Otis, the town drunk.




Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: filstan ()
Date: October 21, 2005 00:22

Keith of course would have found Otis and then jammed with the Darlings.

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: October 21, 2005 14:55

Good to see some humor on this board!!!

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: February 11, 2006 05:00

This post was so funny, I thought I'd revive it. Any ideas?

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