Since 1993, the Bad Sex in Fiction Award has honoured the year’s most outstandingly awful scene of sexual description in an otherwise good novel. Drawing attention to the poorly written, redundant, or downright cringeworthy passages of sexual description in modern fiction, the prize is not intended to cover pornographic or expressly erotic literature. The Award was established by Rhoda Koenig, a literary critic, and Auberon Waugh, at that time editor of Literary Review.

Browse the best of the worst in bad sex literature below.

[literaryreview.co.uk]

Now, question is: do any Stones song or clip would deserve a Bad Sex Award?

Question is ---- how long will this thread last ….



ROCKMAN

CS Blues, haha

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Question is ---- how long will this thread last ….

Judging by the size of your thread, and how long they last, I say you belong to a pretty good horn-y sex-ion, Rockman

I'm a' honest man
I'm a' honest lover
Don't tell my friend
Don't blow my cover ……………….

…………………………………………… Honest Man - Jagger Richards



ROCKMAN

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Rockman
I'm a' honest man
I'm a' honest lover
Don't tell my friend
Don't blow my cover ……………….

…………………………………………… Honest Man - Jagger Richards

I say Keith won the Bad Sex Award in Stones material some times ago

Keith Richards mocks size of Mick Jagger's penis

One of the longest-running partnerships in rock'n'roll took a turn for the worse yesterday as Keith Richards launched a stinging attack on Mick Jagger - hitting him where it really hurts.

The Rolling Stones guitarist mocks the size of the singer's manhood, a subject over which the pair fell out in 2005.




And he claims he hasn't stepped into Mick's dressing room for 20 years. In a new autobiography, Life, Keith writes: "Marianne Faithfull had no fun with his tiny todger.

"I know he's got an enormous pair of balls - but it doesn't quite fill the gap."

Hellraiser Keith, 66, was forced to apologise five years ago after making similar comments in an interview.

But he appears determined to wind up Mick again, revealing his nickname for him is "Your Majesty" or "Brenda". He also says he refers to him as "that bitch Brenda" in front of him.

I nominate the following:

Jack her up baby, go on, open the hood
I want to check if her oil smells good
Mm, smells like caviar

Wasn't looking too good, but I was feeling real well.

So Young .…. one and two



ROCKMAN

As if one could really be "bad" or "good" or even somehow different and better than others regarding something even animals know how to do right.

Competition
by Charles Bukowski

we live by the harbor now
and at night
the ships often blow their foghorns

she's a light sleeper
she will leap up
sitting straight up in
bed...

"DAMN!"

"what is it? what is it?"

"I thought you farted!"

"not that time, dear..."

she is a good child; living with me
has disfunctioned her nerves.
actually I like to save up my farts for
the bathtub,
those grey bubbles waft up a magic stench

farting is much like f*cking:
you can't do it all the time but when you do
there oftentimes comes a feeling of proudness

as if your artistry in the act
were a rare
and precious thing

I fart more than I f*ck
and I fart better than I f*ck
and I am pleased to be mistaken
for a foghorn
in the middle of the night.

(Charles Bukowski, reading poetry live at the Sweetwater Inn in Redondo Beach, California on March 31, 1980)

…..Bukowski kinda looks like a street version of Danny DeVito …… ^^^^^^



ROCKMAN