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So Jumpin' Jack the gardener
gets around on dirt-bikes …
Lotta garden I guess ….



ROCKMAN

Those bikes are absolute beasts...tough to ride for even experienced riders

I'd like to see Keith roar on to the stage on one...would make a great entrance while the Sympathy intro is playing.

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Rip this joint, gonna save your soul, round and round and round we go......

Let's get a posse together and catch those thugs!!!

Redlands (1968?)

Do the bikes actually belong to Keith? Perhaps they're Marlons, doesn't he live like next door to redlands?

Yeah maybe Marlon goes out shootin' water-rats on 'em …. BBrrrrrrrr BANG!!!



ROCKMAN

I couldn't see Keith riding a dirt bike at his age or even at all, honestly. So they probably aren't even his.

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Chris Fountain
Let's get a posse together and catch those thugs!!!

Posse, absolutely, A Posse, that'll get the job done. Ride out!

I've dispatched the Midnight Rider from Stratford Upon Avon, he'll meat out the justice we require, punishment and damnation for these thieves.

I hope they burn in hell. I can't stand folks who lie, cheat and steal. Some will do all three without any agenda just to be doing it.

Who writes this stuff? "The British band man"? "Professional partier"? "Famous singer/songwriter/shredder"?

OK, I know there's a byline on the piece, but jeez . . .

Sonny Barger?

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NeverMakeASaintOfMe
I couldn't see Keith riding a dirt bike at his age or even at all, honestly. So they probably aren't even his.

this guy's flirting with the blade, man.

'No alarm system at Redlands'.
I find that hard to believe. What about all those priceless demo tapes left lying around?

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jlowe
'No alarm system at Redlands'.
I find that hard to believe. What about all those priceless demo tapes left lying around?

Exactly! Let's see - we have a moat and we have a high wall on the driveway and we have a locked garage. And we should have a alarm system. How do they know no one is home and how do they know all these bikes are in the garage to begin with? Maybe an inside job? Not family or friends (it could be) but someone who once worked there and knows the layout. And how did they remove all these bikes from the property? I doubt it was a random hit...

"Evidently the professional partier and famous singer/songwriter/shredder of the Rolling Stones was either away from the premises or has taken to sleeping during the evening hours"

Really? Away from the premises? He thinks keith lives there? When I read this I assumed the whole story was made up.

And is Keith a famous shredder?

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Rokyfan
"Evidently the professional partier and famous singer/songwriter/shredder of the Rolling Stones was either away from the premises or has taken to sleeping during the evening hours"

Really? Away from the premises? He thinks keith lives there? When I read this I assumed the whole story was made up.

And is Keith a famous shredder?

Shredder, meaning of:
' A person who plays a very fast intricate style of rock lead guitar'.

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jlowe

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Rokyfan
"Evidently the professional partier and famous singer/songwriter/shredder of the Rolling Stones was either away from the premises or has taken to sleeping during the evening hours"

Really? Away from the premises? He thinks keith lives there? When I read this I assumed the whole story was made up.

And is Keith a famous shredder?

Shredder, meaning of:
' A person who plays a very fast intricate style of rock lead guitar'.

exactly. I know what a shredder is. Keith is not one.

at least you didn't say he lives at Redlands.