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Keithism's
Posted by: treaclefingers ()
Date: September 22, 2017 08:29

...there's a few. Which are your faves?

I'll start the ball rolling...

I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.

Re: Keithism's
Posted by: hopkins ()
Date: September 22, 2017 08:58

"I know he’s got an enormous pair of balls, but it doesn’t quite fill the gap.”

grinning smileyRe: Keithism's
Posted by: paulywaul ()
Date: September 22, 2017 09:04

One of mine is this:

Apparently, when in court on drugs charges in UK in the 60s, upon being asked to describe his profession by the judge, he replied along the lines of "I play lead guitar in a rock n' roll band". This seemingly didn't mean much to the judge, who then asked for further clarification. "What does that mean exactly", he asked.

"It means I make a lot of noise" ... Keith is said to have replied !!

Can't recall where I read that story, in one of the countless books about the Stones no doubt. You can just picture it though, the total and utter irreverence of youth in 1960s U.K. !! It's no wonder he & Mick got jailed !! grinning smiley

[ I want to shout, but I can hardly speak ]

Re: Keithism's
Posted by: stone4ever ()
Date: September 22, 2017 09:39

My favorite one was when asked about why they called the album Some Girls, Keith said it was because they forgot all their F-cking names.

Another one i read was when he was in make up just about to shoot the video for Wicked As It Seems, he told the make up girl not to bother ''as you can't polish a turd''.

Re: Keithism's
Posted by: Bliss ()
Date: September 22, 2017 10:09

My favourite..

After the release of Exile - 'They'll buy the new album and play it, but it will never be as great as the one they heard the magical night they screwed fifteen chicks'.

Also... 'I've discovered that the feminine heart is very warm'.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2017-09-22 10:13 by Bliss.

Re: Keithism's
Posted by: Redhotcarpet ()
Date: September 22, 2017 10:21

It's a lot easier to get on it than to get off it. (on heroin)

Re: Keithism's
Posted by: Hairball ()
Date: September 22, 2017 10:42

"The only things Mick and I disagree about is the band, the music, and what we do".

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Rip this joint, gonna save your soul, round and round and round we go......

Re: Keithism's
Posted by: belld ()
Date: September 22, 2017 10:45

Asked about MJ Knighthood " Would not let that family near me with a blunt stick never mind a sword "

Re: Keithism's
Posted by: matxil ()
Date: September 22, 2017 11:31

"As far as I am concerned 'art' is just short for Arthur"

Re: Keithism's
Posted by: Spud ()
Date: September 22, 2017 11:40

On being ripped off by Alan Klein

"...it was the price of an education baby "

Re: Keithism's
Date: September 22, 2017 12:05

«You got the sun, the moon and the Rolling Stones»...

Re: Keithism's
Posted by: RoughJusticeOnYa ()
Date: September 22, 2017 12:22

(from 'Havana Moon': ) "The pope 's got his own agenda, sure ... But he's not my manager."



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2017-09-22 12:22 by RoughJusticeOnYa.

Re: Keithism's
Posted by: KRiffhard ()
Date: September 22, 2017 12:40

"Being prolific don't mean shit"
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Re: Keithism's
Posted by: MisterO ()
Date: September 22, 2017 12:44

"Rumor's of my sobriety have been greatly exaggerated"

Re: Keithism's
Posted by: SomeTorontoGirl ()
Date: September 22, 2017 13:51

"Cheese is very wrong" for some reason.


Re: Keithism's
Posted by: stonerolling ()
Date: September 22, 2017 15:23

"For me, doing a Rolling Stones show for two hours a night, that’s enough f**kin’ exercise, you know? Then I’ve got to go to bed with the old lady, bonka bonka. You know?"

drowned in sound

Re: Keithism's
Posted by: laertisflash ()
Date: September 22, 2017 15:36

I think he once said: "Morning always is the time I wake up". Or so. Maybe someone knows the exact Keith's phrase...

Re: Keithism's
Posted by: treaclefingers ()
Date: September 22, 2017 15:38

It's good to be here, it's good to be anywhere

Re: Keithism's
Posted by: 1962 ()
Date: September 22, 2017 15:39

"white drummers don't swing except Charlie Watts"

Re: Keithism's
Posted by: snorton ()
Date: September 22, 2017 15:41

when asked if he gets nervous before hitting the stage...his comment was something like "no, that's my favorite place to be, the only time I'm nervous is when I go before a Judge".

other favorite is;

when asked about his famous bust in Toronto, "hey, we got a song out of it", which I assume is "walk before they make me run".

Re: Keithism's
Posted by: ab ()
Date: September 22, 2017 15:48

"If you're gonna get wasted, get wasted elegantly!" or words to that effect.

Re: Keithism's
Posted by: powerage78 ()
Date: September 22, 2017 15:54

"I like AC/DC" :

[www.youtube.com]

***
I'm just a Bad Boy Boogie

Re: Keithism's
Posted by: Voodookitten76 ()
Date: September 22, 2017 19:00

“I'm all for a quiet life. I just didn't get one.”

"Nice bit of silk, Em."

Re: Keithism's
Posted by: LongBeachArena72 ()
Date: September 22, 2017 19:07

"Mick Jagger's a dick (albeit a small one), I can't wait to get the boys back into the studio, and, oh yeah, rap sucks."

Ok, that's more of a paraphrase, or a mash-up of paraphrases, than an actual quote ...

Re: Keithism's
Posted by: buttons67 ()
Date: September 22, 2017 19:24

he said something along these lines about brian.

"you just know some people are never going to make it, they aint going to be 70"

not sure of the exact words.

also, about his doctors when he was advised to change his lifestyle.

"i went to both their funerals"

Re: Keithism's
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: September 22, 2017 19:43

Do women still scream when you perform?

Keith: Yeah, not onstage, but when I perform.

Re: Keithism's
Posted by: Voodookitten76 ()
Date: September 22, 2017 19:51

Since Keith got his penchant for often-repeated one liners from Gus, I'd love to hear any other "Gusisms" that people have heard. Or "Dorisisms" for that matter.

For example, my signature on this forum "Nice bit of silk, Em," or when Keith's grandma would ask Gus to do something but Gus didn't want to, he'd say "I'd love to, Em, but I've got a hole in my bum." Anybody know of any others?

"Nice bit of silk, Em."

Re: Keithism's
Posted by: KeithNacho ()
Date: September 22, 2017 20:11

Keith' attitude during the Leipzig BS intro mess. The way he looked Jagger. A very very Rolling Stones moment

Re: Keithism's
Posted by: MisterDDDD ()
Date: September 22, 2017 20:16

After L'Wren's passing..

"Mick’s always been my soul brother and we love him. We’re thick as thieves and we’re all feeling for the man."

Re: Keithism's
Posted by: wonderboy ()
Date: September 22, 2017 20:48

''We are not old men. We are not worried about your morals.''

There are so many. And all of 'Life.'

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