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We must carefully examine his final words to ascertain their true meaning. here they are:


"she said she didn't want no life lessons! okay?"

He said it to me, and I've been wracked with guilt ever since...can't eat, can't sleep, lost my job and family, even my dog left me. Please come back stones tod, otherwise it's all over for me...

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We must carefully examine his final words to ascertain their true meaning. here they are:


"she said she didn't want no life lessons! okay?"

He said it to me, and I've been wracked with guilt ever since...can't eat, can't sleep, lost my job and family, even my dog left me. Please come back stones tod, otherwise it's all over for me...

I wouldn't worry about it. His reply to what you had written makes such little sense, I suspect it may have been intended as a reply to someone else, and that he quoted your message by mistake.

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tatters
We must carefully examine his final words to ascertain their true meaning. here they are:


"she said she didn't want no life lessons! okay?"

He said it to me, and I've been wracked with guilt ever since...can't eat, can't sleep, lost my job and family, even my dog left me. Please come back stones tod, otherwise it's all over for me...

I wouldn't worry about it. His reply to what you had written makes such little sense, I suspect it may have been intended as a reply to someone else, and that he quoted your message by mistake.

He did mean it for me tatters and he was right, I hadn't read back far enough on the thread. But I hadn't given it any thought until you found his final words. In any case, I was just joking around, hoping maybe it would bring Stones Tod out of hibernation. No worries here.

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Again, I demand the removal of this thread.

I completely agree. You've again demanded the removal of this thread.

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tatters
We must carefully examine his final words to ascertain their true meaning. here they are:


"she said she didn't want no life lessons! okay?"

He said it to me, and I've been wracked with guilt ever since...can't eat, can't sleep, lost my job and family, even my dog left me. Please come back stones tod, otherwise it's all over for me...

I wouldn't worry about it. His reply to what you had written makes such little sense, I suspect it may have been intended as a reply to someone else, and that he quoted your message by mistake.

He did mean it for me tatters and he was right, I hadn't read back far enough on the thread. But I hadn't given it any thought until you found his final words. In any case, I was just joking around, hoping maybe it would bring Stones Tod out of hibernation. No worries here.

I find it disgusting you're not taking this seriously...or something.

Who wet the bed? This is gross....

I demand free beer for all.

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Who wet the bed? This is gross....

Have you checked yerself?

prodigal son has returned...back to business everyone

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Day 37

[www.iorr.org]

Our long national celebration continues!

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"

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Day 37

[www.iorr.org]

Our long national celebration continues!

Now that ST is back, and once we've concluded the celebrations, I think we need to get serious and create a 5 Year Plan for IORR, that includes contingency plans for the dissolution of the Rolling Stones. No one wants to think about it, but if we don't plan for these things, when they happen all hell will break loose.

I also think that we'll need StonesTod to submit in advance his vacation schedule for approval, so that we won't require threads, posts and internet searches devoted to his safe return. Just being sensible about it.

Is it really StonesTod though?

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Is it really StonesTod though?

Are you kidding?!?!

The withering remarks, the lukewarm sarcasm, the tepid delivery, the generally weak humour...it's classic StonesTod, signature stuff...or something.

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Is it really StonesTod though?

Are you kidding?!?!

The withering remarks, the lukewarm sarcasm, the tepid delivery, the generally weak humour...it's classic StonesTod, signature stuff...or something.

That's him

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Is it really StonesTod though?

Are you kidding?!?!

The withering remarks, the lukewarm sarcasm, the tepid delivery, the generally weak humour...it's classic StonesTod, signature stuff...or something.

That's him

No need to be mean!

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Is it really StonesTod though?

Are you kidding?!?!

The withering remarks, the lukewarm sarcasm, the tepid delivery, the generally weak humour...it's classic StonesTod, signature stuff...

often imitated... never successfully.... You can try not to laugh... But dang it,
I don't care who you are, that's pretty funny right there, now.... come on.....

StonesTod is back, I see! Shouldn't you be changing the headline, treacle ? Or would that scare him away....?

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StonesTod is back, I see! Shouldn't you be changing the headline, treacle ? Or would that scare him away....?

I see the title of this thread kind of like a 'sticky' way past it's 'best before date'.

Also, as we can see from the volatile nature of this thread, we periodically need to resurrect it when he goes missing. I don't want to have to be responsible for constantly changing the title!

He's gone, he's back, he's gone, he's back! It's hard to keep track!

Speaking of expire dates.. maybe next time you could add a milk carton theme.

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Also, as we can see from the volatile nature of this thread, we periodically need to resurrect it when he goes missing. I don't want to have to be responsible for constantly changing the title!

He's gone, he's back, he's gone, he's back! It's hard to keep track!

You got a point. I guess we can make a seperate thread about his vacation schedule when you recieve it from him.
We could also vote over his suggested schedule there; if it's approved, I mean; it would be a mess if we did it here.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2012-10-10 02:51 by Erik_Snow.

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StonesTod is back, I see! Shouldn't you be changing the headline, treacle ? Or would that scare him away....?

Scare him outta the threads....I got a buckshot ready...

I'm holding my breath until someone closes this thread....

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Not to be SWF about it or anything, but I enjoyed his reparte.

Maybe he's off on a well-deserved vacation?

If so, in the future I feel he should be proactive and 'cross-train' a suitable candidate to cover for any absences longer than 7 days.

ST, where art thou?

Lurking on posts about Springsteen !!!!

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Is it really StonesTod though?

Are you kidding?!?!

The withering remarks, the lukewarm sarcasm, the tepid delivery, the generally weak humour...it's classic StonesTod, signature stuff...or something.

Yeah but it could be a serial impersonator who is quite good at impersonating.

Shouldn't we check DNA or something?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2012-10-10 09:59 by GravityBoy.

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Speaking of expire dates.. maybe next time you could add a milk carton theme.

nice!

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GravityBoy
Is it really StonesTod though?

Are you kidding?!?!

The withering remarks, the lukewarm sarcasm, the tepid delivery, the generally weak humour...it's classic StonesTod, signature stuff...or something.

Yeah but it could be a serial impersonator who is quite good at impersonating.

Shouldn't we check DNA or something?

If StonesTod were a cereal impersonator, I'd say he was most like Captain Crunch.

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If StonesTod were a cereal impersonator, I'd say he was most like Captain Crunch.

Not "Cheerios"?

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If StonesTod were a cereal impersonator, I'd say he was most like Captain Crunch.

Not "Cheerios"?

Cheerios is not a character. Maybe Count Chocula?

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Cheerios is not a character. Maybe Count Chocula?

Oh sorry, I didn't understand the rules.

What about "Weetabix"?

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Cheerios is not a character. Maybe Count Chocula?

Oh sorry, I didn't understand the rules.

What about "Weetabix"?

So, I find myself asking myself, "is Weetabix a character?".

Don't ya see the gravity of the situation boy?!