Skippy:
Buaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........
.........(sound of torrent of tears hitting computer keyboard "plingplingpling")
ps: well, well, this would almost be worthy of a thread of its own "Has your wife/girlfriend/partner ever faked it???" I can already see all these macho-answers flashing up in bright neon colours: "no way!/she doesn't need to!/ not with a stud like me!/Babe, you gotta be kidding me/etc.,etc......" Yeah, right!....
And, as you cruelly and heartlessly refused to give my bedtimestory a happy ending,I'm afraid I can't feel the slightest amount of regret in bursting your bubble: every single woman I have asked this very question over the years, (and of course you can't ask every single girl, but girls talk about stuff like this fairly easily, whereas men tend to compartmentalize male friendship in an emotional and confessional desert..) has admitted faking it AT LEAST in one situation or another, most said "often", and some even went as far as "sure, Honey, all the time!".......My best friend always says "I wish I could just tell him 'When you're ready please pull my nighty back down, Love'...
So, this year's Academy Award for Outstanding Lifelong Supporting Actressdom ought to go to "Woman"........My advice is: strap her to a lie-detector during foreplay and analyse the readings very carefully afterwards....