Hahah ...I've been laughing my ass off reading this thread, hahah..
(I can get more) medication

Farts will Fly
Slow Talking
Fast Slurring
100 Years Ago
Casino Bingo
Dear Doctor
Farting with Mr D
She saw me Falling
Dying too Fast
Under the Weather
Extreme Western Limp

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IORR Links : Essential Studio Outtakes CDs : Audio - History of Rarest Outtakes : Audio

"Too much blood tests"
"shout me (you´re becoming hack)"
"eat it or leave it"

+couple of real songs from "tattoo you"

"black limousine"& "heaven"

I'm free to do what I want (now that I've retired)
I've got no expectations (to live more than a couple more years at best)
i wanna be a nan
laugh I'm nearly dead
confessin' my age
six feet under the boardwalk
we could drink to the salt of the earth but i'm not allowed to eat salt anymore
something happened to me 88 years ago
you got the silver hair
where the granddads go
drool to cry
it won't take long (if you do it - I'm too old)

It won't take long (for my body to pack in completely)

just my constipation running away with me
just about surviving sister fanny
flip the life support switch

as well as song titles, you could also imagine songs with lines or even whole verses rewritten.

For example:

you make an old man cry

i see a red door and i want it painted black
but i can't do it cos you see i've hurt my back

Blonde Turns To Grey

Midnight Grumbler

Driving Too Slow

Lets not forget the classic LPs:

Arthritic Fingers
Exile On Pain St
Get Your Wheelchairs Out (Live at Madison Square Garden)
Let It Recede

and

Old Buggers Banquet (Deluxe 50th Anniversary 'Liquidised' Edition)

All of course wonderfully produced by The Zimmer Twins.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2012-11-28 00:21 by salty.

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