My father is concerned after reading warnings of the steep, and high nature of the 4th Tier on Sunday. He's a few months older than Mick J and has a bad leg. He's decided he should use a walking stick for the evening as a safety precaution.

This got me thinking... How Stone's gigs have changed over 50 years.

My Dad started seeing the Stones in the days when Hell's Angels were employed to stop people shooting each other. Now he's hoping the merchandise stands will sell embroidered zimmer frames.

Got us thinking of an adapted setlist for Sunday:

Help Me Up
Street Fighting Nan
Gimme Sheltered Accommodation
I know it's only Swiss roll but I like it
Limping Jack Flash
Mothers Little Carer
Sympathy For The Criple
Tumbling Down
99th Nervous Breakdown
Little Red Mobility Scooter (featuring BW & MT)

Encore
I Can't Get No Bowel action

As more than 60% of Pentioners are diabetic, we are hoping they will leave out Brown Sugar.

I'm sure there must be an existing list like this. Anybody Seen One? If not please suggest some songs. Must be some good ones staring me in the face.
So excited. Bring on Sunday!

Wild Hearses

Get off my Commode.

Very good

Anything by Robert Zimmerframe?

Steel Meals on Wheels.

Sad your dad is not as lucky as the stones. He thaknfully has a son to care of him and his zimmer frame.

Incontinental Drift.

Aw thank you

Dye It Black
Anybody Seen My Glasses?
Grumpy Jack Flash



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Sister Viagra
Ripped My Joint
Doo Doo Doo Doo (Naptaker)
She's So Old
Get Off Of My Lawn
I Got The Poo's
2000 Year Old Man
Doncha Bother Me (Murder She Wrote Is On)

Eight O'Clock Rambler

Bed Pan Girl
Pensioner Blues
Waiting On A Nurse
Time Not On My Side
Alzheimer's Man

Shake Your Artificial Hips

You Got Me Knitting

You Got Me Knitting

LOL

__________________________

grown old wrong
she was shot
when the walking stick comes down
before they make me return to the old folks home
retired factory girl
have you seen my false teeth Doris?
too much blood pressure
its only bingo (but i like it)
parachute spinster
stop breaking wind
can't you hear me struggling
heart transplant of stone
almost hear you wheeze
silver hair
sittin' on a wheelchair
you can't hear me

losing my memory motel
everybody needs somebody to look after them when they get to my age
you can't make it anymore no matter how hard you try
barely able to go walking the dog
as years go by
have you seen my false teeth grandson? (sitting in the glass of water)
you better hang on
can't be left
she's so cold because George Osbourne has cut the winter fuel allowance for the elderly
i go mild

brand new hip

sole survivor

I Just Want to make Tea for You.

She Saw Me Combing
Gran Fell Down
One More Shot (of Inhaler)
Cough, I Nearly Died
Break Your Hips
That's How Strong My Stool Is

pretty washed up
get your kicks at age 66
waiting for the end
sympathy for the poor old devil
Just my pacemaker running away with me
lets spend the night in hospital
i cant get no central heating
You gotta help me move
shattered
thats how bad my circulation is
aint too proud to use a mobility scooter
i just want to see his blood tests
harlem hobble
i can't catch you
all down the catheter
she saw me spluttering

i cant get no organ donor

talkin' about euthanasia

Gotta get a hand
grey turns to white

if you really want to be my home help
blinded by cataracts
you got my back locking
can i get a discount?
i got the arthritis
let me go (to the doctors)
hold on to your bifocals
if you can't wash me

Emotional Bed Poo.

blinded by cataracts

can you hear the music

stick is on my side

Till the final goodbye

2 1 2 0

Get off my shroud