a business collegue of mine attended an EMI funtion the other week
and there were messers jagger and wood. (he did NOT invite me, unbelievable !)


i said did you talk to mick and what did you say ?
my collegues answer was :

"what do you SAY to mick jagger ?

i had no answer to that q.

'Ello Mick how's the new album comin' along?

ROCKMAN

okay....

Hello Mick, are those woolly socks in your underpants or are you just pleased to see me?

women....

"Hi Mick. Can I have a couple of millions"?

JumpingKentFlash

Hey Mick, tell Keith I said thanks to you both.................now get the f@#k back to work you lazy bastard

"Hello, it's nice to meet you".

So Ron, staying offa the sauce?? Keith, whatcha got there, grapefruit juice?

Nice they're all together, really. Really.

So, what's David Bowie like in bed?

Wooooo, I click onto a thread, and I see a big-eyed, curly-haired
blonde with her hand up some little man's bottom....Have I magically ended up in IORR's new Proctologist's Corner?
Or straight in an advert for KY-jelly???
And who's meant to be able to answer that question, anyway, Chris?
Has any one of you ever made love to Bowie? Cause I surely haven't....

If you ask that kind of questions you're bound to become 'the only one' sooner or later Chris. lol

Johanna, I asked Chris this some time ago. It actually does appear to be Keith' proctologist!!

cool

"Yeah hehe. Cool, hehe. hehe. Thatshcool. he." (Either Beavis or Butthead)

Or maybe "Hey Mick. Do you want a Mars-bar"?

JumpingKentFlash

I've gone to bed with Bowie. It's all you'd imagine it to be. And more.

That is, until Iman shows up. Then you get the beating of your life. Still got the scar on my ass.

A somewhat related issue is
What do you say to Andrew Loog Oldham
("Get ya nerves together and stop fiddlin with that razorblade"?),
who we met three weeks ago in Stockholm.
We became nerdy youngsters with lame tounges. I got him a greeting from a person I know from the old 60´s Stones-administration in the US; and the man seemed to loose the grip for a short while: that wasnt what he´d expected up in the Arctic... A message put forth from California. But quite a cool dude still, anyway, this ALO...

My friend Magnus met "The Taylor" two days ago. Still no sense-making words, not there either...

By the way: Its me birthday; I´m born exactly 20 years after Bredda Keef; minus one day that is. One of me kids shares birthday with Mick Taylor, Maj, that is, born in y 2000. Me friend Mange became father for the 1st time this summer, on 26th of July... Numbers, numbers, folks...

Let´s pull out our flags and bandanas for Keef: Mr Always-a-Rebel, now 61! On Saturday, the 18th, that is! Happy birthday, Mr Riff-Hards!

GiantWhore Wrote:
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> I've gone to bed with Bowie. It's all you'd
> imagine it to be. And more.

Thanks

Anytime!

Happy Birthday Baboon!

Where's Jade?

Can I have the diamond in your tooth? I've a chisel on me.

If I was standing beside Mick Jagger at a function or something I would probably just say something like ..Gi-day..Mick..and make a quick positive comment about how things are going on the night.Or if I was walking pass him and he made eye contact I would just give a bit of a smile and a nod.Theres 3 things I wouldn't bring up and they would be the weather..his Band and anything about himself.

I remember when Norman Gunston was interviewing him, and Norman opened by saying to Mick "I've been a big fan of yours ever since you were with The Beatles"

I'd say, 'My invitation for the summer holidays at La Fourchette seems to have been lost in the mail'.

And if I didn't get the reply I'd hoped for, I'd say, 'So.....what do you think of Keith's book then?'