1)It ain't good to talk about your friends tiny todger, it only complicates Life.

2) Black females are apparently promiscuos.

3) You can't always get what you want, but if you try, you'll maybe get what you need.

Sit down, shut up, don't dare to cry
Things will get better if you really try

So don't you panic, don't you panic, give it one more try
Don't you panic, don't you panic, give it one more try

.................................................... One More Try - Jagger /Richards



ROCKMAN

How to be cool

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Certain broads can make Deceased men ejaculate.

That ya can be in ya sixties and pull in the women half ya age

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1)It ain't good to talk about your friends tiny todger, it only complicates Life.

2) Black females are apparently promiscuos.

3) You can't always get what you want, but if you try, you'll maybe get what you need.

1) But it doesn't hurt if you have a book to sell.

2) But not with men who have a tiny todger (unless you're rich and famous).

3) Even if you have a tiny todger (and are not rich and famous)?

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That ya can be in ya sixties and pull in the women half ya age

But you'd better be rich and famous, otherwise you may as well just be the Invisible Man...

Some people call it morbid fascination, but it's really just nasty education.

><You are richer when you share royalties only between 2 than with others of the band.

They have tought me:
. Yhat you do not need a big drum kit to be a great drumer
. You do not need great technical skills to be one of the best and more original bass players ever
. You need just 5 strings, 3 fingers and one a----hole to play great guitar licks, most of them the most iconic and groovy of the R&R history
. You do not need to have great vocal skills to be the best frontman in the world.
. You do not need a big t..... to be one of the most sexy and exciting man in the world
. You can be ugly ugly to death and be very very succesful in life

If your gonna be a Rank Outsider, you might as well get a partner in crime.

If you decide to quit the greatest band in the world, tell people you don't regret it.

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If your gonna be a Rank Outsider, you might as well get a partner in crime.

MightyStones50?

<<<<<>>>>>
The Mystery Man

That there was once a Japanese guy who had a girlfriend in Paris, Strangely, he tried to date this girl for six months and eventually she said yes. The story gets better; he took her to his apartment and cut off her head. He put the rest of her body in the refrigerator and ate her piece by piece. He apparently put her not only in the refrigerator, but in the freezer as well! Once he'd eaten her, he took her bones to the Bois de Boulogne! Quite by chance, a passing taxi driver noticed him burying the bones.

They have taught us the other meanings of a lot of apparently innocent English words and phrases...

There's fever in the funkhouse so stay outta there til it clears

It was only rock'n'roll
It is only rock'n'roll
It will be only rock'n'roll...
Ad lib

HMN

who's doing the tallying? could someone please give me a heads-up when we get to about 85 or so?

Blondes don't always have more fun.

Lose your dreams and you will lose your mind.

Strategies for success in life: happen to meet up with one of greatest songwriters & personas of the 20th century on a train platform

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who's doing the tallying? could someone please give me a heads-up when we get to about 85 or so?

the numeber 100 is symbolic i guess.

-It's sometimes wise not to grow up.

-if you're downright disgusted and life ain't worth a dime, Get a girl with far away eyes.

-If you really think you can push it sweetie, your gonna get your knees shot.



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Not to care what people say about them on IORR.

That when initially you are not entirely satisfied with girly action, men on the radio, TV or what not, it is wise to keep trying, trying, trying.

That yes indeed, in fact it's a gas.

Don't worry if the wind blows rain into your face, because the sun glows at the end of the highway

A man was bleeding, somehow he fit into a wine glass.

Someone can come right up close to your ear, and be able to hear what you are saying... even though the words are coming from your lips.

They're not waiting on a lady.....just waiting on a friend.

- Indiscretions make bad impressions, they get misunderstood.

- Ali McGraw got mad at Steve McQueen.

- Tricks with fruit are somewhat cute, of course with the proper hygiene.

- Never, never, never let success go to you pretty head.