OT - Your favourite smart arsed one liner....
Back in the 70's in the New Musical Express, the Editor used to reserve a corner of the letters page for his favourite 'smart arsed one liner' submitted by a reader that week. Obviously this is not quite the same format but nevertheless I thought I'd try and re-kindle the basic idea here with a thread. Hopefully it'll be a laugh and maybe even edifying....Cheers ..EddieByword....Here's a couple of my favourites to kick it off......
The Titanic...that's one smart arsed liner that went down well.....
Cliches.? He used so many cliches I didn't know half of them.......
( And one true dumb-assed one from a policeman in my hometown..." I'm sorry we can't do anything about the burglary at your house Mr Byword, we can only act when we have incomprehensible evidence".....
........although that is technically two lines.........
Edited 5 time(s). Last edit at 2018-05-11 21:59 by EddieByword.