One I invented.....(which worked)...
"
Get any closer and you'll need a jar of vaseline"
And (my favourite) one I saw on a girl's car...............
"
If you're gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair".......can't say fairer than that.....

And of course there's always the slightly scary but dependable........
"
Back off, imaginary friend on board"............

Edited 7 time(s). Last edit at 2011-08-03 18:26 by EddieByword.