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Young man opening door for old man - "Age before beauty"
Old man to young man - "Pearls before swine"

Actually Dorothy Parker [quoteinvestigator.com]

I heard it many years ago but never knew the origin. The older I get, the more I use it!

heres a good one.

from only fools and horses tv series written by john sullivan.

rodney is looking for his old job back, in trotters independant traders.

the conversation went something like this.

del boy. ok rodders you can have your old job back.

rodney. and what will my wage structure be.

del. same as before.

rodney. and what was that then.

del. well i,ll pay you when ive got the dough.

rodney. and what will my title be.

del. we.ll call you lord rodney.

Success is not enough everybody else must fail.

Nate

House to Cuddy: There's a philosopher called Jagger, who once said "You can't always get what you want".

Cuddy to House: But if try so hard, you'll get what you need

My dad's fav...hey, don't confuse the issue with facts!

see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya.

"True friends stab you in the front."

.............................. Oscar Wilde



ROCKMAN

“A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.”
..................................................................................... Oscar Wilde



ROCKMAN

There's no absolutes in life - only vodka.
.......................................... Mick Jagger



ROCKMAN

"It means," remarked Monroe, "I'll never have to suck another xxxxxx cxxx again!

(In 1955, 20th Century Fox awarded (Marilyn) Monroe the richest per-film contract of any actress.)

Ya get the money but ya lose the fun ....



ROCKMAN

"I ain't signifying"

"This one deserves an appropriate comment at an appropriate time."

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"This one deserves an appropriate comment at an appropriate time."

I was wondering how long it would take...............

“To alcohol- the cause of - and solution to all of life’s problems!”

Isn't it sad when cousins marry?

"Is that chapstick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?""

Every doormat has WELCOME written on it.

A hard living comes easy to me.

Bobby Keys

TV reporter......."Excuse me sir, sir, sir, thank you, can you tell me sir, what does Christmas mean to you?

"well, I have to tell you sir, that to me, Christmas.................is a dead turkey"...................

"...and the reverend said, you know you always have the lord by your side.
I was so pleased to be informed of this that i ran twenty redlights in his honor."

“You start out playing rock 'n' roll so you can have sex and do drugs, but you
end up doing drugs so you can still play rock 'n' roll and have sex.”
-- Mick Jagger

"The only performance that makes it, that make it all the way,
is the one that achieves madness."
-- Mick Jagger/Performance

We don't care if you hound we
Love is all around we
We love you, of course we do
-- Mick Jagger/Keith Richards

Mick Jagger hitting the stage during the Oakland Coliseum 1969 (very) late show - About 3 PM, they say..

"We know it's a bit late, we hope you don't mind if we stay"..
The coolest ever one liner, IMO



Ian Stewart on Andrew Loog Oldham

"I would not piss on him if he was on fire"

"Only a madman or an actor would want to be President of the United States"
-- Mick Jagger

"An empty taxi arrived, and Clement Attlee got out". Churchill

"The only things Mick and I disagree about is the band, the music and what we do."
-- Keith Richards

“I’m Sagittarius, half-man, half-horse, with a license to shit in the street.”
-- Keith Richards and/or Bobby Keys

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“You start out playing rock 'n' roll so you can have sex and do drugs, but you
end up doing drugs so you can still play rock 'n' roll and have sex.”
-- Mick Jagger

Actually, this one must rather come from the writers of the David Letterman Show for a top-ten list read by Jagger.