According to that bastion of journalistic brilliance -The SUN- Ronnie will marry Sally Humphreys described as a 34 year old theatre producer.

Why?

Jeeze Ronnie... you've proved twice already that vows mean nothing.

Apparently, Keith is sick of buying him wedding presents

I've followed Sally on Twitter for about the last 3 months. She has mentioned
Ronnie ONCE, and not at all in a romantic context. She is very busy with her
theatre job and writing a book about cake. She watches a LOT of tv. She is almost
never with Ronnie, except occasionally for the photogs it seems.

I wonder what Ronnie is really up to, and with whom.



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Ron....

As you are in dire straits (auctions, millions spent in stage design and so on) the best way of saving money is getting married at Mc Donalds..-You will not be the first though!.

Isn't he always?

Weddings take a lot outta ya.
He outta go ahead and plan #3 #4 #5 and #6 too.

he treats marriage like he treats his guitar plaing these days...not really serious about it...

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Weddings take a lot outta ya.
He outta go ahead and plan #3 #4 #5 and #6 too.

Or maybe Ron could become a Mormon and do #4 #5 and #6 simultaneously?

I mean he's already a moron so that's just one extra "m" to add to his name...

PR

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She is very busy with her theatre job and writing a book about cake.

Oh, for crying out loud.

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She is very busy with her theatre job and writing a book about cake.

Oh, for crying out loud.

There are not enough books in the world about cake.

Leave Sallyney alone.

Link to the story on spinner.com, via The Sun.


[www.spinner.com]|maing5|dl8|sec3_lnk1%26pLid%3D227527

The bottom line is that the story says that they have been "inseparable" for the
last several months. When the truth is that they've only occasionally been in the
same country during that period. And when she's been working non-stop on her new
Christmas production of "Little Charlie Bear".

Plus her cake book. I mean, when is the last time you could say about a rockstar's
girlfriend, "Man I like her cupcakes!" and really mean her cupcakes?

[www.sallythecakelady.blogspot.com.au]

She's too old for him!

Boring.

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I've followed Sally on Twitter for about the last 3 months. She has mentioned
Ronnie ONCE, and not at all in a romantic context.

So is this what love has come down to this day and age? Rating ones level of love by how many times they've mentioned their partner on twitter? My girlfriend doesn't even have a twitter account. I guess it ain't true love!

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superrevvy
I've followed Sally on Twitter for about the last 3 months. She has mentioned
Ronnie ONCE, and not at all in a romantic context.

So is this what love has come down to this day and age? Rating ones level of love by how many times they've mentioned their partner on twitter? My girlfriend doesn't even have a twitter account. I guess it ain't true love!

The point, my darling, is that Sally blabs every day about what she's up to,
and who she's hanging with, and it ain't never Ronnie Wood or the rolling stones.

she's a friend, a beard. you dig?



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Okay, superrevvy. If you want to determine how strong their relationship is based on her tweets then go for it.

How's Rihanna doing?

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Okay, superrevvy. If you want to determine how strong their relationship is based on her tweets then go for it.

How's Rihanna doing?

I've been so very good about not talking about her, except for telling everybody
that she just tied the Stones and whitney houston for 6th on the all-time USA
billboard top 10 totals. her new album UNAPOLOGETIC comes out nov 19, one week
after GRRR. seven, count em, seven great rihanna albums, of all new material,
since the stones put out a biggger bang. she's hot and smart and wild and hard-working...

she's no rolling stones, but she's as close as there is in 2012, including
the rolling stones



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Geez, how about a little good cheer and wishes of good luck for the man? Marriage is a business decision amoung other things and I hope she is supportive of his sobriety. Besides, Ronnie needs someone to look after him as far as I can tell.

I hope they do well together and his new found love puts some spark and joy back into his guitar playing.

If this is true I am thinking it might have been the motivation behind Jo Wood's auction this week. peace

She's a doll.

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I've followed Sally on Twitter for about the last 3 months. She has mentioned
Ronnie ONCE, and not at all in a romantic context.

That shows her class, keeping private things private

They're friends. That's all. No marriage. Not even an affair. Friends. She's
helping him to stay away from the floozies by accompanying him when he needs
a date. Until he hopefully grows out of his (rather extended) floozy phase.

Or at least until he has enough money again to afford one.

superrevvy, have you ever spent time with Ronnie and his fiancee? Have you guys gone out to dinner? Have you been bowling, the three of you? Have you ever gone to the movies with them? Have you ever spent any time with them that does not involve A COMPUTER AND TWITTER?!?
Get over yourself. You think you know everything when in reality you know nothing.

I hope she's not another Yoko.

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superrevvy
I've followed Sally on Twitter for about the last 3 months. She has mentioned
Ronnie ONCE, and not at all in a romantic context.

So is this what love has come down to this day and age? Rating ones level of love by how many times they've mentioned their partner on twitter? My girlfriend doesn't even have a twitter account. I guess it ain't true love!

The point, my darling, is that Sally blabs every day about what she's up to,
and who she's hanging with, and it ain't never Ronnie Wood or the rolling stones.

she's a friend, a beard. you dig?

You must have a lot of time on your hands.

Ronnie put this marriage on the shelf for now.

You think she'll inspire ron to leave the stones so mick taylor can rejoin and ron will write his Imagine-esque mega hit?



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