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OT : why did Barby split with Ken?
Posted by: The Joker ()
Date: January 2, 2006 09:42

I have a discussion with wife.

We are not sure why doll Barby recently split with life-long boyfriend Ken. Did Mattel aim at revamb Barbie image ? Or was Ken a too poor seller ?

Re: OT : why did Barby split with Ken?
Posted by: The Joker ()
Date: January 2, 2006 09:44

I mean Barbie...

Re: OT : why did Barby split with Ken?
Posted by: bassaleman ()
Date: January 2, 2006 09:51

Barbie felt that Ken was too "Plastic" a type of guy for her!

Re: OT : why did Barby split with Ken?
Posted by: ChelseaDrugstore ()
Date: January 2, 2006 10:03

It's obvious: Ken came out of the closet. He's a fruit. Everyone knows that..

"...no longer shall you trudge 'cross my peaceful mind."

Re: OT : why did Barby split with Ken?
Posted by: Pussy Whips ()
Date: January 2, 2006 14:20

Talk to Skipper

Re: OT : why did Barby split with Ken?
Posted by: Baboon Bro ()
Date: January 2, 2006 14:26

Hope this will be the next 20,000-visitors thread.... grinning smiley

Re: OT : why did Barbie split with Ken?
Posted by: Pussy Whips ()
Date: January 2, 2006 14:31

He was looking too old for her and wouldn't agree to plastic surgery?

Re: OT : why did Barbie split with Ken?
Posted by: Stones89 ()
Date: January 2, 2006 15:09

I feel for both of them. They were a couple in every sense of the word. Tissue please. sad smiley

Re: OT : why did Barby split with Ken?
Posted by: The Joker ()
Date: January 2, 2006 16:02

Big-lipped Barbie is to the toys what Jagger is to rock music. A mammoth superstar. A dream come true. She should have more indulged herself with male dolls all those forty past years : Batman, Action Joe, The Thing, Hulk... What a waste of time.

Re: OT : why did Barby split with Ken?
Posted by: Baboon Bro ()
Date: January 2, 2006 16:29

And a great sh*tload of money to be earned for the brains behind all the crap.
Ok, difference is that the Stones aint utter crap.

Re: OT : why did Barby split with Ken?
Posted by: Stones89 ()
Date: January 2, 2006 16:47

Maybe Barbie decided to start "playing for the other team" if you catch my meaning. lol

Re: OT : why did Barby split with Ken?
Posted by: Edith Grove ()
Date: January 2, 2006 17:01

nostreetracing.org/forums/printthread.php?t=971 Check out this link. It is hilarious. It helps a bit to be familiar with the New Orleans neighborhoods, but still very funny if you're not.

Re: OT : why did Barby split with Ken?
Posted by: Stones89 ()
Date: January 2, 2006 17:05

Edith, that was hilarious! lol Good stuff! grinning smiley

Re: OT : why did Barby split with Ken?
Posted by: Ross ()
Date: January 2, 2006 17:14

Ken must have found out what my GI Joe was doing to my cousin's Barbie back in the daysmiling smiley

Ross

Re: OT : why did Barby split with Ken?
Posted by: Stones89 ()
Date: January 2, 2006 17:17

Wasn't Barbie rumoured to be with Slinky for awhile too? grinning smiley

Re: OT : why did Barby split with Ken?
Posted by: Edith Grove ()
Date: January 2, 2006 17:31

ChelseaDrugstore Wrote:
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> It's obvious: Ken came out of the closet. He's a
> fruit. Everyone knows that..
>
> "Keith - The Walking Bestower of Street Cred"


And Barbie has been seeing a lot of Feral Cheryl lately. www.feralcheryl.com.au


Re: OT : why did Barby split with Ken?
Posted by: Midnight Toker ()
Date: January 2, 2006 19:59

Because she refused to "speak into his microphone".

Re: OT : why did Barby split with Ken?
Posted by: country honk ()
Date: January 2, 2006 20:50

Barbie and Ken (alias David Beckham and Posh Spice) are still together depsite Ken running after / doing other women.....

The reason they still are together is because of money.....

Re: OT : why did Barby split with Ken?
Posted by: Stones89 ()
Date: January 2, 2006 21:22

...and their love of football!

Re: OT : why did Barbie split with Ken?
Posted by: Pussy Whips ()
Date: January 3, 2006 15:21

What Barbie has split with Ken!!!!!!
It must be Mattel's fault.They have obviously pulled "Dream Date Ken" from the shelves.
She's such a shallow egotistical bitch though.No heart.Silicon tits.Everything she owns has got to have her name attached to it.
Ken's better off.

Re: OT : why did Barby split with Ken?
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: January 3, 2006 16:23

Ken had no penis!

Re: OT : why did Barby split with Ken?
Posted by: Baboon Bro ()
Date: January 3, 2006 16:26

...Plus they´re both soulless & she´s holeless, right?

Re: OT : why did Barby split with Ken?
Posted by: Adrian-L ()
Date: January 3, 2006 16:27

Ken sold the family silver,
so he could follow The Stones around Europe,this summer.

Re: OT : why did Barby split with Ken?
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: January 3, 2006 16:31

Bro, visited the Georgia Music Hall of Fame this weekend (Otis Redding, Little Richard, Allmans, James Brown, Ray Charles, etc.), as well as the graves of Duane Allman and Berry Oakley of the Allman Bros. Band. Also saw the excellent bluesman Tinsley Ellis. Watch for a private e-mail.

Scotty

Re: OT : why did Barby split with Ken?
Posted by: Baboon Bro ()
Date: January 3, 2006 16:33

I sure will good Scotty.
Looking for good bread, think I´m surrounding
some good brands...
Wanna try your farmer´s bread fairly soon.

I envy the experiences you mention.

Re: OT : why did Barby split with Ken?
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: January 3, 2006 16:37

Tinsley Ellis said he had recently played at a blues festival in Hell, Norway. (Is this really the name of this place?) Do you know anything about this festival? Is it near you?

Re: OT : why did Barby split with Ken?
Posted by: Baboon Bro ()
Date: January 3, 2006 16:39

Hell´s the name. Not so close to me:
Like Miami for you or slt......
But my uncle in Norway use to go there.

Hell´s also a beer brand; maybe I can post a bottle for ya.
But that´s Swedish, not Norweigan.
The beer Hell has the same meaning as in English though;
other labels are Angel & Heaven from the same brewery...
Real tasty stuff... I´m droolin here...

Re: OT : why did Barby split with Ken?
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: January 3, 2006 16:41

I guess Hell really does freeze over!



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