OT: I remeber when
Date: September 27, 2005 22:49
Ahhh the memories...
> When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious
> diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up...what
> with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning uphill both
> ways through year 'round blizzards carrying their younger siblings on
> their backs, to their one-room schoolhouse where they maintained a
> Straight-A average despite their full-time after-school job at the
> local textile mill where they worked for 35 cents an hour just to help
> keep their family from starving to death.
>
> I remember promising myself that when I grew up there was no way in
> hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how
> hard I had it and how easy they've got it.
> But....Now that I've reached the ripe old age of forty -four, I can't
> help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so
> EFFIN easy. I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a @#$*&
> Utopia.
>
> And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how good you've
> got it. I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet--we
> wanted to know something, we had to go to the @#$*& library and look
> it up ourselves.
>
> And there was no email. We had to actually write somebody a
> letter--with a pen. And then you had to walk all the way across the
> street and put it in the EFFIN mailbox and it would take like a week
> to get there.
>
>
>
> And there were no MP3s or Napsters. You wanted to steal music, you had
> to go to the @#$*& record store and shop lift it yourself. Or we had
> to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ'd usually
> talk over the beginning and EFF it all up.
>
>
>
> We didn't have fancy SH** like Call Waiting. If you were on the phone
> and somebody else called they got a busy signal. And we didn't have
> fancy Caller ID Boxes either. When the phone rang, you had no idea who
> it was it could be your boss, your mom, a collections agent, your drug
> dealer, you didn't know... You just had to pick it up and take your
> chances, Mister.
>
>
>
> And we didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation videogames with
> high-resolution 3-D graphics. We had the Atari 2600. With games like
> "Space Invaders" and "Asteroids" and the graphics sucked a ** . Your
> guy was a little square. You had to use your imagination. And there
> were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever.
> And you could never win, the game just kept getting harder and faster
> until you died. Just like LIFE.
>
>
>
> When you went to the movie theatre there no such thing as stadium
> seating. All the seats were the same height. A tall guy sat in front
> of you, you were screwed.
>
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>
> And sure, we had cable television, but back then that was only like 20
> channels and there was no onscreen menu. You had to use a little book
> called a TV Guide to find out what was on. And there was no Cartoon
> Network. You could only get cartoons on Saturday morning... ...D'ya
> hear what the EFF I'm saying? We had to wait ALL WEEK, you spoiled
> little turds.
>
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>
> That's exactly what I'm talking about. You kids today have got it too
> easy. You're spoiled, I swear.
> You guys wouldn't last five minutes back in 1984.